As promised, here’s my favorite from last week, by the talented and very humorous artist @Timetraxx:
~~~~~~ Kermit told her the story of how his extended family had suffered mightily at the hands of the cruel humans. A beloved uncle, savagely drawn and quartered. A caring grandfather, ruthlessly murdered in the name of “science”. He vowed his revenge and assured her that she would personally pay dearly for loss of each of his relatives.
It was then that she began to regret the enthusiastic approach that she had taken during high school biology amphibian dissection lesson…
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This artwork is by my friend and collaborator @La-Loud and includes her OC.
If you enjoyed, go give her a look on her DA page!
Agent Katie catches her mark with his pants down (literally) and it seems as though she’ll close the case and prevent the villain’s planned disaster.
Unless, of course, the villain has some counter-trap planned…
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I had notorious eco-terrorist Dr. Noah Rainstein right where I wanted him…as my alter ego Katharine DikTeese, I had worked my way into his confidence and into his private residence – and into his bed.
Now before you get any ideas, nothing has happened yet – I’m not that kind of girl! Well, actually, I kind am, but THIS TIME nothing has happened yet!!
Rainstein had spent the last hour bragging about his ‘weather dominator’ machine and how he would use it to bring the country to its knees begging him to save them. There was a LOT of domination talk going on, actually. Probably compensating for something…
He of course included me as a target of his domination, but in a very different way. After undressing me, figuratively and literally, he left me naked in his bedroom while he went to refill our champagne glasses.
Well, as soon as he got back, I’d reveal my trap and put him under arrest. Although…the champagne was mighty tasty…and he was kinda handsome…I could spring the trap later…NOOOO! Focus, Katie! Get the job done and get out of here without compromising yourself!!
When he returned to the room, I was ready.
“Where in the hell did you hide that gun?” was his only initial reaction.
“Trade secret.” I replied. “Thanks for monologuing all your plans, chump! But your evil plans have been foiled by the Agents of S.P.A.N.K. again!!”
“Oh, please,” he replied, still holding the champagne glasses – which was really tasty champagne, did I mention that? – and grinning his smug grin. “You don’t think I knew that you were Agent Katie from the beginning? I mean, at least change your glasses and hair!”
I kept the gun leveled gun on him. “And yet you monologued your plans, and walked into my trap. Not too bright, unless…” UH OH…the realization hit me that I might not be as in control here as I thought I was…
Rainstein chuckled, then sighed. “Well, I usually prefer to enjoy an intimate evening of passion with you undercover agents before springing MY trap on THEM, but sadly I think we’ll have to forgo that step this evening…”
He set the champagne glasses on a side table and flipped the lid on a device on his desk with an ominous red button. His index finger hovered above it.
Aw, crap on a cracker...I wondered if it was too late to discuss the intimate evening of passion??
Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!
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Evie: “Any beach can be a nude beach as long as no one complains…you’re not complaining, are you?”
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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than that!
SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give shoutouts to my favorites on the next post!
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Today’s post is the first of a new experiment, “Quick Bites Tuesday.”
And who better to kick off the series than my beloved Evie??
I got started sharing my prose writing saucy captions for images that came across my dashboard on Tumblr. They were usually quick, instant reactions to what I saw…the first thing that popped into my head.
In a conversation with CallMePlisskin he suggested giving it a try here, too, and shared some good ideas for format and content. Since it was his idea, I’m hoping at some point I’ll be able to use one of HIS many pinups or sketches of Evie as a future Quick Bite.
This artwork is by my friend and collaborator @ArtofVenus
“This is the human girl who caused you so much embarrassment – and lost you all that money? Vinny’s latest client was a big ugly hobgoblin named Skuz, a truly detestable creature that even ogres looked down on…and HE was looking down on ME!
“She doesn’t look like all that much,” he continued. “I mean sure, she’s got nice tiddies and a round ass…for a human. But she’s so tiny…humans are so fragile…I’m always worried I’m going to break one of them.” He looked like he was willing to try, though.
“This one’s surprisingly tough,” Vinny replied. “You should have seen how many lashes she took with the energy whip just at lunch time.”
“Ah, that I would have liked to see.” The hobgoblin raised an eyebrow. “Still, she can’t be worth that much to you…let me take her off your hands. I can put her to work in the milking stalls. Or the wrestling pits. The Arachnoids are always looking for human pets.”
It was bad enough they were talking about me as if I wasn’t even there. It was worse they were discussing such horrific fates. Suddenly ‘harem wench’ didn’t sound so bad.
“No, Skuz,” Vinny said slowly. “I think I’m going to keep this one around for a while.”
The hobgoblin scoffed. “You’ve gone soft, Vinny. After this one killed your client and escaped, the traders began to talk. They sense weakness. They say your slaves lack discipline, you’re cutting corners on training. Someone’s going to move on your turf.”
“That would be their mistake. I’ve dealt with the incompetents,” he said as he drew a line across his throat, “and this slave is back in my possession. What more do they want?”
“The boys don’t like you getting attached to her. She’s just a slave, Vinny. Makes you look weak. You know she’ll try to escape again. What makes you think you can train her to be loyal?”
Irritated, Vinny made a fist. “She’s already being trained…one session with the energy whip and she’s already obedient to anything I command.” Vinny hoped he was correct.
“Oh?” Challenged the hobgoblin. “Prove it.”
Vinny turned to me. “Well, girl? You going to embarrass me again, or you going to prove this douchebag wrong? Keep in mind, if you fail, you’re leaving here on his leash.”
I gulped. Vinny might be cruel and depraved, but he was a much less disgusting option than Skuz. “I’ll…I’ll prove him wrong, Boss. I won’t disappoint you.” I swallowed hard and bowed my head. “What would you like me to do, Master?”
I heard a jingle of metal, a zipper, and then Vinny’s trousers slid down to his ankles. He reclined in his seat and spread his knees apart. “Under the desk. You know what to do.”
I responded with a silent sigh and a nod of my head. I dropped to my knees and crawled around his huge leg and underneath the desk.
“Damn!” Skuz laughed. “Ok, maybe you do have her obedient this time.” I saw him adjust himself in his trousers under the desk. He scooted his chair back to watch.
I positioned myself between Vinny’s legs. That same fat cock I’d experienced the last time I was here dangled in front of me at half-mast. I started to lean forward.
“Not yet, girl,” Vinny said, starting to close his knees on me. “Those pants cost more than it cost to buy you. Pick ‘em up and fold ‘em.”
I was glad neither of them could see me roll my eyes. I pulled Vinny’s trousers off his ankles, folded them neatly, and moved back into position. “Now may I please, Master?”
“You may.”
I leaned forward again, taking his huge cock in both hands, and lifted it toward my mouth. I remembered the weight, the heft of it…the thickness…the taste…
I went to work, saving my own skin, and probably saving Vinny’s, too.
“Fuck,” Skuz said breathily. I could hear fabric moving behind me as he stroked himself. “I’ll give you fifty thousand credits for her, right now.”
“No. I want 150.” I nearly choked. Not just because they were discussing my price tag with me in the room, but because that was actually a lot of money.
“What?” Skuz yelped. “She’s good, but no way she’s that good.”
Vinny let out a grunt as I drew back with as much suction as I could muster, and my thumbs circled around that spot he liked. I grinned, despite the cock in my mouth, to hear I pleased him. If he was going to defend me, I was going to give him good reason.
“Oh she has many many more uses than just this. Why don’t you stick around a while tonight, and I will show you.”
Vinny sucked in a deep breath as I squeezed his balls with one hand and stroked his shaft with the other. He was so close, in a moment, he wouldn’t be able to form words.
“Yeah, stick around. In the morning I’ll give you another chance to make a decent offer.”
Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!
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Agent Katie has caught the attention of Glob the Space Toad. And as many of you know, if he wants you, he’ll get you at some point!
My friend AlucardsSpirit and I brainstormed some ideas for our respective characters and came up with a fun little art and prose collaboration…what do you think? Think we should expand the idea some more?? Good! Because this is part 2, part 1 is here: Out for a Moonlit Stroll (art by Alucard’s Spirit
Several hours later, Glob was stealing away in the moonlight with his delectable captive. He’d spent a few hours with her inside the cabin, alternately charming and seducing the lovely agent into compliance, and then chasing and nabbing her when she became feisty again.
Finally, he determined it was time to return to his ship with his prize. He took his time intricately binding his wriggling prey, and then gratuitously fondling her curves whenever she became too quiet and still. He preferred the wriggling.
As much as he enjoyed her little squeals and moans, he thought it best to gag her for the short walk to his landing site. Then it was off into the moonlight with her, slung over his shoulder and squirming delightfully.
Agent Katie tempts fate by walking alone in the woods at night wearing… next to nothing!
My friend AlucardsSpirit and I brainstormed some ideas for our respective characters and came up with a fun little art and prose collaboration…what do you think? Think we should expand the idea some more?? Good! Because this is part 1, part 2 is here: Stolen into the Night (art by Alucard’s Spirit)
Agent Katie leaned against the railing and took a deep breath of the clear night air. The scent of pine and the sweet aroma of the lilacs calmed her. There was nothing like a trip to her family cabin in the woods to ease her stress, and standing on the porch at midnight looking at the stars was a favorite peaceful activity.
After several weeks straight of intense casework (and one colossal lapse in her judgment), her superiors at the agency had insisted she take a two week vacation. At first she had resisted because she was so heavily vested in her case. But now that she was here, she was grateful for the time away to de-stress, reflect upon her mistakes, and put the whole sordid deal behind her.
The full moon lit up the woods well enough to clearly see the paths, so on impulse she decided to go for a stroll. There weren’t any neighbors for a half-mile in any direction, so she felt free to set off in her bare feet and blue silk robe–and once she was away from the cabin, she opened her robe to let the cool air caress her bare skin.
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Glob the Space Toad grinned as he watched the video feed from his favorite drone. His targets never evaded him for long. When you’re an intergalactic hunter with advanced technology, almost unlimited resources, and an insatiable appetite, not even hiding in a remote cabin in the north woods will keep your prey hidden long.
“Ahh, yessss…there you are, my delightful Agent Katie…did you really think you could run from me?” He admired her shape in the blue silk robe she wore, and more than that, he appreciated the effect the cool night air seemed to be having on her through the thin fabric.
Here’s a new one-off art and prose combination from my friend “Menchi” and me. The artwork and story together, including the full uncensored piece with TWO captive blondes can be found here: A Private Affair
Menchi is an artist and writer who seems to get better and better with each piece he posts.
Recently Menchi included my Evie in his “kinktober 2020” series, along with We Are All Mad Here’s character Elspeth. Evie and Elspeth have developed a fun ‘frenemies’ relationship and Menchi decided to capitalize on it, showing them restrained ‘together’ in the same artwork.
As a ‘thank you’ for including Evie, I set out to write a quick little story which cast his Laressa as the friendly dominatrix who put Evie and Elspeth in the situation. The artwork and story together including the full uncensored piece with TWO captive blondes can be found here: A Private Affair
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