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I signed up for the ‘Pirate Abduction Experience’ excursion on my Space Cruise – but I naively assumed the pirates would be human! I also naively assumed they’d return me to my cabin when the ‘excursion’ was over.
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Be sure to check out parts 1 – 3 here:
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The pirate captain and my original red-suited captor exchanged angry words in a language I didn’t understand. The smaller boglin gestured animatedly at me as he spoke. But the larger toad clearly was the boss and the more dominant force in the conversation.
‘Oh my goodness!’ I thought, watching them from behind the yellow bars of my floating cell. ‘They’re pretending to fight over me! Just like real pirates would! Now THIS is more like it!’
I decided to join in the fun. “Boys, boys,” I called out. “No need to fight over little old me…I’m sure we can all work out something!” I winked and vamped suggestively, angling out one hip and flipping my hair over my shoulder. They stopped and glanced at me just for a moment.
‘Gosh,’ I wondered. ‘I wonder if they’ll roleplay dueling over me?’
That would be exciting, I thought…because then the winner would be the true alpha captor – and I’d belong to him!
Now the little boglin began gesturing toward the door, as if toward the rest of the ship beyond it. I couldn’t quite figure out what he intended, but the captain was suddenly looking thoughtful.
The captain took one more look at me, nodded, and then pulled a coin purse from a pocket. He handed it to the boglin, who nodded happily and shook the captain’s hand.
“What…what was that all about?” I wasn’t understanding this part of the roleplay.
The captain turned back toward me. “He has claim to you because he took you. I have claim to you as captain. We have settled claims.”
“So you…you just bargained for me? You paid him for me? I’m still your private cabin slave?”
‘Oh, this was even more thrilling!’ They had just traded me like a piece of property!
“Sorta,” the toad captain replied, while the boglin grinned happily. “He gives up claim on you, but I agree to share you with crew.”
‘Share me?’ I thought.‘Wow, this pirate experience was getting complicated…but exciting!’
I was about to say something to that effect when something moving outside the window caught my eye. It was my cruise ship…and it was sailing away into open space!
“Hey!” I cried out, staring in alarm through the yellow bars of my floating cell. “Why…where is my ship going?”
The captain’s gaze followed mine out the big picture window. “Yes, yes, we done with ship, we let it go,” the captain said matter-of-factly.
My former captor in the red suit grabbed the captain’s arm. “Captain, ‘member – pirate experience girl!” he hissed, jerking his thumb at me.
“Oh yes, I see,” the captain said, nodding toward me “No worries, cabin girl, we meet your ship when pirate cruise done. In Abrexia.” He grinned and gave his companion a wink.
“OH!!” I said, feeling relieved. “That TOTALLY makes sense! This is so authentic, and much longer an excursion than I expected.”
I smiled brightly at the two of them. “So what’s next in the adventure?”
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This little story started out as a recent #QBTuesday post here:
I signed up for the ‘Pirate Abduction Experience’ excursion on my Space Cruise – but I naively assumed the pirates would be human! I also naively assumed they’d return me to my cabin when the ‘excursion’ was over.
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Be sure to check out parts 1 and 2 here:
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As soon as the shuttle craft containing the fifteen female ‘hostages’ was secured aboard the pirate ship, the cruise ship was released and the two spacecraft went their separate ways.
The women who had signed up for the ‘Space Pirate Abduction Experience’ excursion were about to endure exactly that – they just didn’t realize yet they’d been taken captive for real.
Despite what the cruise ship crew had told Agent Katie, there was no souvenir gift shop at the end of the tour, either. Just a slave market on Abrexia where they would meet their new owners.
The crew had told the truth about the brig on the pirate ship, however. The ‘hostages’ from the ‘pirate raid’ were helped from the padded boxes in which they’d been packaged for the trip between the ships, and escorted into cells – to the cheers and amusement of the pirate crew.
Lacey, the sultry redhead looked around worriedly for her friend Katie. She took a quick head count of the pirates’ prisoners and realized there were only fourteen women in the cells.
She didn’t know that the red-suited pirate who claimed Katie had arranged to have her brought to his quarters. He planned to keep his prize human girl with him for the duration of the journey.
Unfortunately for the eager boglin pirate, though, the box containing Katie never made it that far. The pirate captain got wind of his plan and ordered the captive brought to his stateroom instead.
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When the lid was opened on the box I’d been packaged in, I was quite surprised by my surroundings. Instead of the brig of the pirate ship, I was in a spacious room with an expansive window looking out at the stars. The room was bare except for a bed and an odd looking table.
And instead of my little red-suited boglin captor who had claimed me, I was helped from my storage box by a much larger toad. He looked me over and grinned happily as he took my hand.
“Ooowie!” he cried. “Me boyos were right! You are the prettiest little human girl I’ve ever seen!”
“Why thank you, kind Sir,” I said with a little curtsy. “Where am I? And who might you be?”
“I’m the captain of this here ship,” he said proudly. He waved his arm around the room. “And these are me private quarters. And now you’re me personal cabin slave.”
“Oh this is so exciting!” I gushed. “This is the most amazing excursion I’ve ever been on! First I’m abducted from my cabin by a pirate and told I’m a hostage…then I’m stuck in a box and taken aboard a pirate ship…and now I’ve been claimed by the captain himself!”
The captain chuckled. “Uhhh…yup! All that! You’re me slave-girl as long as you please me.”
“This is so thrilling,” I replied excitedly. “So what do I do as a cabin girl?” I looked around the stark room, looking for any clues as to what he expected. I still only saw the bed and the table. I was also still completely naked. I wondered if he’d have a special sexy outfit for me to wear.
“First, you entertain me.” He grinned. “I put you in a cage and you dance for me.”
I giggled. “Ooh! That sounds fun! Where do you want me?”
He took my hand and led me over to the strange round table. I noticed that it was floating in midair; I could see lights reflecting underneath it. Yet, when he helped me to climb up and stand on the table, it was as stable as if it were anchored to the floor.
I moved to the center of the table and turned to look back at him from my elevated pedestal. The way he was blatantly ogling my nude body made me slightly self-conscious, but I was so excited by this pirate prisoner roleplay that I was enjoying myself too much to really mind.
‘Just relax and enjoy the adventure…’ I repeated to myself. I struck a sexy pose for him.
He pushed a button on a remote, and vertical yellow laser beams lit up between the round table surface and a matching circle above me – creating the bars of a floating prison cell!
I’d always had a fantasy of being a caged dancer on display in a club. Now here I was, roleplaying a prisoner in a high-tech floating cell, ordered to dance for my new master.
I began to sway gently, careful not to get too close to the yellow lights, just in case. I was pleased to see the pirate captain standing there staring at me with wide eyes and mouth agape.
“Like this, Sir?” I asked, rotating my hips and raising my arms up over my head.
“Yeah, yeah, yeah!” he nodded excitedly. He looked like he couldn’t believe his good fortune.
I was a little disappointed at how smitten and speechless he seemed. I would have hoped an actor roleplaying a pirate captain would be a little rougher or cude…maybe even a little mean.
I was about to ask him to be a little more ‘piratey’ when suddenly his cabin door burst open. I saw my red suited captor rush in, out of breath and agitated, waving his arms animatedly.
“What going on?? I catched her! She mine! You can’t have her!!”
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This little story started out as a recent #QBTuesday post here:
I signed up for the ‘Pirate Abduction Experience’ excursion on my Space Cruise – but I naively assumed the pirates would be human! I also naively assumed they’d return me to my cabin when the ‘excursion’ was over.
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Be sure to check out part 1 here:
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My little green pirate captor and the crewman taking the pictures were having so much fun, I guess their enthusiasm rubbed off on me. Soon I was giggling and grinning and vamping for the camera, too, not even caring that I was naked in all the shots.
We took a few pictures with my hands up in surrender while the boglin pointed his little gun. Then some more with me on my knees and him behind me holding my arms behind my back. And several others with his hands gripping me possessively.
The entire time he stared at me greedily, commenting again and again how much he liked me and how lucky he was to get a human girl like me. “Oooooweee!” he kept saying. The whole while, the excursion crew member kept taking picture after picture.
After a while, I began to get a little impatient. “So…what is next on this pirate excursion?”
“I stick pretty girl in box and take to market to sell!” the little pirate answered cheerily.
“Uhh…what?”
The crewman laughed nervously. “Uh, let’s stick to our lines, no ad-libbing!” he told the pirate. “You take the hostage to a holding area while the captain negotiates, remember?”
The pirate scoffed and waved dismissively. “No negotiate! We take all we want!”
“There you go, that’s better,” the crewman replied in a patronizing tone. “Stay in character! You want your hostage prisoner to be excited by how ruthless you are!”
He glanced back at me. “Actors, right? But seriously, no spoilers…we want the surprises to feel real for you! But you will get to see a real pirate spaceship soon!”
“Ok but what was that about a box and a market?”
“Hahaha!” the crewman laughed. “Just part of the roleplay… I didn’t want to spoil it, but there’s a brig on the pirate ship…and a gift shop at the end of the excursion…for souvenirs. Hence…’box’ and ‘market.’ You can see the confusion…”
“Oh, fun!” I replied. “That makes sense.” My suspicions melted away again.‘Just relax and enjoy the adventure…’ I reminded myself. I grinned and got back into character. “Oh no!” I said, in mock fear. “You’re going to take me as a captive back to your ship?”
“Yes!” my captor replied happily. “I take pretty girl back to ship! You mine now!”
“And,” added the crewman, “If you go with him quietly he promises you’ll not be harmed.”
“I see…but should I be tied up since I’m your prisoner?” I asked my captor.
He looked at me curiously. “Why? You gonna give trouble?”
“Maaaaaybeee,” I teased him with a wink and a grin, and a sparkle in my eyes.
“Okee.” He produced some plastic strips from a pocket and moved behind me. “Hanns back!” he commanded.
I complied immediately, crossing my wrists in the small of my back. “Yes, Sir!” I said emphatically. I gave a little gasp and sigh as the plastic cuffs ratcheted down tight.
“Okee let’s go, pretty girl!” he commanded. The crewman opened the door and the little pirate marched me down the hall. “Keep moving!” he said, prodding me with his gun.
Of course, thanks to our height difference, he ended up prodding me right in my butt cheek. I squealed happily and replied “Yes, Sir!” again.
Along the way, I saw faces peeking out of other passenger cabins, most of them looking surprised to see a bound naked woman being paraded down the hall. A few looked intrigued, while many, many more ogled me blatantly.
“Poor girl,” I heard some whisper. “Be strong!” called someone else. “Lucky girl,” said one woman. “Lucky pirate,” muttered her husband, earning him a swat from his wife.
“I don’t see my friend,” I said to the crewman. “Lacey, she’s supposed to be on the excursion with me? Red haired girl?”
“Ah yes, the redhead” said the crewman, while the pirate cut in with an ‘oh, yeahhhh.’
I giggled. Lacey did know how to draw male attention.
“She’ll be right next to you on the way to the pirate ship,” the crewman assured me.
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Several decks down, we arrived in what looked like a loading dock area. The cruise ship’s crew and boglin pirates were busy loading rectangular boxes onto hovering carts.
“Hurry up, she’s the last one!” one of the other pirates called out. “What took so long?”
“Sexy pictures!” replied my captor, then he laughed and pointed to my wrists, still held behind me by the plastic cuffs. “And lookie! She give trouble!”
“We trade sexy pictures?” called out another pirate.
“Yes!” my captor agreed. He told the crewman escorting us. “You send me pictures!”
Just then I noticed another woman sitting in one of the open boxes. As I watched, she laid back and the lid was closed over her. Pirates latched the box and loaded it on a cart.
“Um, what’s with the boxes?” I asked warily. I vaguely remembered the pirate saying something about sticking me in one. And then something about shopping in a market…
“It’s called a ‘Life Craft.’ Like a cross between a life raft and a spacecraft,” the crewman replied. “It’s how you get to the pirate ship, since you don’t have space suits like they do.
“Oh…we couldn’t just take a shuttle? Or borrow space suits?” I frowned at his shrug of indifference. “Well, where are they taking the boxes with us hostages, then?”
“Slave storage!” Croaked my boglin captor.
“No, no…” the crewman cut in. “He means the brig on the pirate ship. It’s part of the sexy roleplay, all the hostages are held in cells while the captains negotiate.”
“Oooh, that sounds sexy!” I cooed. “Taken by pirates and kept behind bars!”
“There’s the spirit!” The crewman cheered. He pointed to a box being loaded onto a cart. “And there’s your friend Lacey, in there – you’ll be right next to her, as promised!”
My boglin captor cut the plastic cuffs from my wrists. “Ok! Onna knees pretty girl! Now!”
“Yes Sir!” I exclaimed as I sank to my knees. “Right away, Sir!”
He strode a couple dozen feet away, over to the last open box across the cargo area. “Ok! Inna box now pretty girl!” He pointed inside. “Crawl here!”
“Crawl? Uh, can’t I just…”
“Yes! You crawl now, pretty girl! You mine!” he insisted.
“Yes, Sir!” I called back to him, and began moving toward him on my hands and knees. I heard the jeers and laughter of his fellow pirates and human cruise employees alike. From behind me, I heard the clicking camera of the crewman who escorted us.
I reached the box and peered over the rim. The box seemed to be filled with a padded cushion with a cutout in the shape of a human female form. I’d be nestled snugly once I climbed in.‘At least I won’t get bumped around during transit,’ I thought.
“Inna box!” my captor said more insistently. “We gots ta go!”
“Yes Sir!” I said again, crawling over the edge and getting myself settled in the box.
As soon as I was seated inside the padded walls, my captor put one hand on my forehead and pushed me back to a prone position on my back. Immediately the lid closed down over me…and everything became warm, peaceful – and pitch black!
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The remaining pirates watched as the last box, with the curvy blonde, was loaded onto a cart. The crewman with the camera wirelessly beamed all the pictures he took to the wrist-tablet of the pirate in the red suit, who grinned and handed him a stack of credits.
The leader of the pirate boarding party shook hands with the cruise ship’s captain. “A good haul, captain, and some fine specimens in the bunch. And not one of them resisted or asked too many questions. Your crew is getting better at selling the fantasy.”
“They see and hear what they want to,” the captain agreed, shaking the pirate’s hand vigorously. “Pleasure doing business with you, captain,” he replied. See you again next week for the return voyage. The cruise is sold out…so the excursion should be, too!”
The last of the pirates followed the last box onto the spacious shuttle waiting to take them to the pirates’ ship. The boglin in the red suit walked behind his prize captive’s box happily and watched as it was placed beside the box containing her redheaded friend.
“Careful that one!” he yelled as the boxes bumped together. He pulled one of the loaders aside and handed him several more credits. “Don’t take that one to cargo hold…take it to my cabin.”
The loader grinned and leaned in closer. “I’ll do it for free if I can come by later.”
The pirate in the red suit looked at him curiously, then laughed.
“Deal.”
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This little story started out as a recent #QBTuesday post here:
I signed up for the ‘Pirate Abduction Experience’ excursion on my Space Cruise – but I naively assumed the pirates would be human! I also naively assumed they’d return me to my cabin when the ‘excursion’ was over.
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Ok, this image is a repeat that started with a recent #QBTuesday post here:
But I got so many fun comments and conversations from it, I realized it deserved a little story of it’s own…so here is part 1, and there is already a PART 2 coming, too!
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“Lacey, check out this excursion!” I thrust the pamphlet in her face excitedly while we sipped our drinks on the sun deck of our cruise ship. “The Space Pirate Abduction Experience!”
Lacey reached for the pamphlet, causing her bikini top to slip off one breast. She made no move to replace it, and began to read aloud from the flier. “Experience the thrill of having ruthless space pirates board our cruise ship and take you prisoner. Our contracted pirate ‘actors’ will go above and beyond to make the experience as real as possible for you.”
She rolled her eyes at me. “Really, Katie, don’t you and I get enough ‘abduction experiences’ as it is? Besides, Krim and Glob are waiting for us on Abrexia-9. We should probably be resting up for whatever they have planned for us.”
“Oh come on, Lacey,” I pouted. “It’s a long voyage. The boys wouldn’t begrudge us a little fun along the way, would they? Besides, it will get us in the mood for their plans.” I gave her a little wink over the rim of my fruity drink.
Lacey grinned. “Alright. It will break up the monotony of this cruise.” She looked at the back of the pamphlet. “It’s surprisingly inexpensive for a cruise excursion. We’ve spent more than this on drinks this afternoon alone.”
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Several hours and several drinks later, a warning klaxon stirred us from dozing on the sun deck. By now both of us were sunbathing in the nude – which not only prevented tan lines, but we hadn’t paid for a single drink since taking off our suits!
‘Attention passengers: Please return to your cabins immediately. We have been ordered to heave-to and allow our ship to be boarded. There is no cause for alarm; we have an agreement with the, uh, boarding party. Once we uh, complete our transaction with them, we will be again on our way and the all-clear will be sounded. We’ll have you back out on decks before dinner service begins! Please return to your cabins, and, uh, follow all crew instructions to the letter.’
I grinned at Lacey. “Do you think this is it??”
“Ooh, I bet it is!” she replied excitedly. “Let’s hurry back to our cabins…I’ll see you on the excursion!”
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The ship’s captain met the boarding party with an anxious expression. He handed over a tablet with a list of names and images on the screen. “Here is the guest list for the uh, ‘excursion.’ You’ll see that all necessary waivers and contracts have been signed.”
He cleared his throat nervously and continued. “You’ll see everything is in order, if you’ll please just go about your business and allow us to resume our journey.”
The leader of the boarding party glanced up from the tablet. “We will take our time and enjoy ourselves as usual – after all, you promised your guests a realistic experience, did you not?” His attention returned to the tablet. “15 sign-ups. Well done, captain.”
The pirate leader nodded to another. “Pay the man.” Then he addressed the rest of his boarding party while tapping the tablet rapidly. “Large group today so most of you are going solo, with an escort from the cruise ship. I’m beaming your assignments to you now.”
There was a buzz of excitement as his crew glanced at the mini-tablets strapped to their forearms. “Have fun, but remember to make sure your assignments are having fun, too – stay in character!! Move them to the staging area quickly.”
The boarding party began to disperse toward the passenger cabin decks. An excited pirate in a red space suit nudged his friend and held out his wrist-tablet. “Lookie! I gots a sexy blonde this time!”
“Very hot!” his friend replied, holding out his own screen. “I got me a spicy redhead. This is gonna be a great haul this time.”
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I had barely made it back to my cabin before there was a knock on my door and I heard the beep of the electronic lock opening. I’d intended to rinse off the salty residue from the brine swimming pool and my perspiration from the sun, but a quick glance in the mirror told me that the faint glisten on my skin looked pretty good. I turned to face the door.
A member of the excursion team entered my cabin first, with a sheepish grin on his face and his hands over his head as if he was being held at gunpoint.
He nodded toward whoever was behind him. “Uh, miss, the uh, pirates who boarded the ship have selected you as a um…hostage for the negotiations. If you will, uh, go with him quietly he, uh, promises no one will be harmed.”
“Of course!” I exclaimed with an excited grin. I raised my own hands up above my shoulders in surrender. “I won’t resist, I promise!”
The ‘pirate’ stepped around the crewman with a big grin on his face and pointing a little device at me. “Oooooweee!” he exclaimed, his big eyes getting even bigger. “Yer even prettier than yer picture. I gots me a good one this time!”
My eyes widened too, and my jaw fell open. It was one of those slimy little boglin bastards! I’m not sure what I expected my ‘space pirate’ to look like, but it wasn’t one of these little green cretins!
I’d had enough experience with boglins that I knew it made sense the cruise line would hire them to play the role of space pirates. After all, they had a reputation for taking human women captive and trafficking them back to their home planet. So they really did fit the part.
My pint-sized captor holstered his little gun and hastened over to my side. He put his arm around my legs and clutched me tightly, pressing his cheek against my hip. “Mmmmm, smooth humie skin,” he murmured. He gave me a little sniff and a discreet short lick. “Oooh, tasty, too.”
He turned back toward the crewman, who now had his hands down and a camera in his hands. “Souvenir photo, miss?” he asked, his grin now a little more salacious than sheepish. “No extra charge. It’s uh, part of the package.”
My little boglin pirate wrapped his arms more tightly around my legs, his fingers spreading out to grip my thighs. He turned to face the camera, and as he did, he threw one leg up around my knee to straddle me possessively. I could feel just how excited he was – pressing against my leg.
‘Ok Katie, he might not be the dashing pirate captor you imagined,’ I told myself, ‘but this could still be a lot of fun if you just go along with it.’ I took a deep breath. ‘The cruise line went to a lot of trouble to put this together, so it will all be fine. And Lacey will be there, too.’
I grinned in spite of myself and held my pose for the crewman’s photos, and giggled as my little captor hammed it up for the camera.
‘Yeah, this will be fun,’ I thought to myself. ‘Just relax and enjoy the adventure…’
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This artwork is by my friend and collaborator AlucardsSpirit
If you enjoyed, go give him a look on his DA page!
“I signed up for the ‘Pirate Abduction Excursion’ on my Space Cruise – but I naively assumed the pirates would be human!! I also naively assumed they’d return me to my cabin when the ‘excursion’ was over!!”
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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than that!
SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give shoutouts to my favorites on the next post!
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Today’s post is the eighth of a new series, “Quick Bites Tuesday.”It started in conjunction with @CallMePlisskin He has his own #TuesdayTease series on his page.
A new Alynnya Slatefire mini-story by KatieD can be found here:
Alynnya makes another voyage with the sexy pirate Captain Catherine, and as usual pays for her passage by submitting to the captain’s whims–including being used to ‘reward’ Catherine’s crew.
This is a short 3-pager I worked on based on his painting. This version of my story doesn’t add much to the events already implied in the painting itself, it’s merely my interpretation of the scene, and really doesn’t do the amazing artwork justice!
And disclaimer, it’s not an official collaboration or accompanying piece, it’s just my interpretation.
KatieD 