Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit
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Agent Katie dressed to ‘make a point’ for her meeting with her Director.
Agent Katie was summoned to the office of Director Alucard of the Agents of S.P.A.N.K. domestic division. He reportedly was quite angry about the ‘excessive’ expense reports she had been submitting.
Worse, the expense reports were already on top of the exorbitant costs of repeated operations to rescue her from peril, not to mention property damage from explosions, destroyed rental cars, and general havoc.
The collateral damage from her assignments was draining his budget! And now she had been bold enough to file for expense reimbursement for shredded clothes, ripped stockings, ‘lost’ panties, and ‘hella expensive heels.’
“Look, Mr. Director, Sir,” Agent Katie pleaded when he scoffed at her requests. “Being an agent is hard on a girl’s wardrobe, replacing all the clothes that get torn off me by bad guys, and the high heels that go missing, and the underwear that gets, uhh…kept as souvenirs by the villains.”
“Look, agent,” the director began. “I’ve been lenient paying for damaged blouses and missing skirts. But you can’t keep requesting such high-end replacements – and certainly not ‘hella expensive’ heels and exotic lingerie!”
“But Sir,” Agent Katie cooed, uncrossing and crossing her legs with a hiss of fine hosiery. “My wardrobe is part of my ‘tricks of the trade.’ And I can’t go on a mission where our enemies might see me in cheap and worn lingerie – after all, when I’m in the field, I’m a representative of S.P.A.N.K. – and a reflection on you and your leadership, too, Sir!”
Agent Katie paused to let her inscrutable boss absorb that bit of twisted logic, before lowering her voice to a husky whisper. “I do, after all, have a reputation to uphold…”
Director Alucard sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose as his stress headache grew. “I’ll authorize the lingerie expenses just this one time,” he grumbled. “And the heels, too, I suppose. After all,” he continued, gesturing at her current attire.
“It seems you do your best work in this getup anyway.”
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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than mine above. SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!
Today’s post is the 96th of my series,”Quick Bites Tuesday” from a conversation with CallMePlisskin years ago. MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!
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There were some really great captions last week, including an honorable mention for @Clonetrooper78. In the end I chose this one from @a1rgos because of this witty dialogue:
Sith Lord: (waving hand in front of Evie’s face) “You want to be captured and used a plaything…”
Evie: “DO I!” (Runs headlong into trap for umpteenth time).
Sith Apprentice: “Did…did you make her do that, my lord?”
Sith Lord: (Looking at hands) “You know, man, I don’t even know anymore…”
Which then prompted my reply:
Sith Apprentice: “You want me to go rescue her, m’Lord?”
Sith Lord: “Nah, grab some popcorn, let’s watch for a few hours first.”
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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.
Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!
#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year!
Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!
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KatieD 