Sweet Ride! – QB Tuesday #12

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

“I can’t help but notice you checking out my new ride…wanna go for a spin??”

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than that!

SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

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Today’s post is the 11th of a new series, “Quick Bites Tuesday.”

Credit to @CallMePlisskin for the original idea.

Check out his own#TuesdayTease on his DA page.

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As promised, here’s my favorite from last week.

There were so many funny ones but the one that cracked me up the most was from my friend @Rob66

“In the midnight hour she cried more, more, more, more”

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This artwork is by my friend and collaborator AlucardsSpirit 

If you enjoyed, go give him a look on his DA page!
And watch for another #QBTuesday image next week.

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1500 (watchers) Club

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

Glob and Krim welcome Agent Katie to the 1500 club.

“Wait,” I said, as Krim was about to gag me. “You’re telling me it’s an actual club??”

“Yup,” replied Glob while he bound my wrists. “And all your watchers are there waiting for you. So stop wriggling!”

“What exactly goes on at this club?” I was feeling a little skeptical this was legit.

“You have to act out all the deviant desires,” Krim explained.

ALL of them??”    ‘We could be here a while…’

“Yup. ALL of them.” Glob grinned. “Stand still so I can do your legs,” he commanded.

“Ummm…wait…all of MY deviant desires, or all of my WATCHERS’ deviant desires?”

“YES.” both space toads replied in unison.

“Hey, uh, guys, hold on…” I pleaded. “I’m not sure I want to – MMMPH!! – NNNNUH!  NAAHHH EEEE GHHOHHHH!”

“You wanted lots of watchers,” Glob teased while grabbing my upper arms, tight enough to control my squirming.

“Some of them are ready with requests for you. You should commission Alucard to recreate the most creative one.”

Krim grabbed my legs, avoiding my kicking stocking-clad feet. “Let’s not keep them waiting!!”

“HHHUHHUHHH!!  NNNHHH NHH NNHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!”

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Woo hoo!  

Back on January 3rd I passed the 1500 watchers milestone.

Regrettably, Alucard and I have been busy with other projects (and year-end processes at work), so we couldn’t get this out until today.

But once again, I’m grateful to all of you watchers for your support and positive reinforcement, and to my discord friends and artist collaborators for encouraging me and pushing me to keep creating.

Last January 2nd 2022 I renewed my commitment to having FUN with my writing, and what a difference it made! At the time my page had 345 watchers, so in 2022 I added:

1150 watchers

1.74M page views

10.5K favorites

1800 comments

206 posts

And looking at my queue and to-do list…I can honestly say:

2023 is going to blow that away!

Thank you all again!

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This artwork is by my friend and collaborator @AlucardsSpirit 

And was a very sweet gift to celebrate my 1500.

If you enjoyed, go give him a look on his DA page!

AND THEN COME RESCUE ME FROM THIS CLUB!!!

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Cheer Katie Lost a Bet #1

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

Well, as some of you know, my Wolverines lost in the semifinals of the NCAA playoffs on New Years’ Eve.

    (yeah most of you don’t give two shits about American college football, but anyway…)

It was a bummer for me, of course, and I’ve had to eat a lot of crow and listen to a lot of yapping since then.

But it’s even more of a bummer for Cheer Katie.

Seems she got a little bold in her over-confidence and made some risky bets, talked some trash, and now she has to pay them off.

        (she might even have to eat a little Horned Frog along with her crow)

The first bet payoff was to surrender herself to TCU Cheerleader Lexi for some bondage and submission punishment.

It started off simply enough, with Cheer Katie on all fours at the end of Lexi’s leash…

…until she heard Lexi cheerily say, “Hi, Guys!!! Look what I have for you!”

That’s when she realized the second bet payoff might be even a little more harsh…

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Yeah, I lost a couple bets, and I always make good on the forfeits…so my loss is your gain.

        (but if my team had won, you’d see Lexi in bondage instead…so you might have enjoyed a UM victory more)

Watch for part 2 of the bet payoff coming soon, also from AlucardsSpirit and me.

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This artwork is by my friend and collaborator AlucardsSpirit 

If you enjoyed, go give him a look on his DA page!

Part 2 is well under way, watch for it soon!

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(story added) Space Pirate Experience

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

I signed up for the ‘Pirate Abduction Experience’ excursion on my Space Cruise – but I naively assumed the pirates would be human!  I also naively assumed they’d return me to my cabin when the ‘excursion’ was over.

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Ok, this image is a repeat that started with a recent #QBTuesday post here:  

        Space Cruise Interrupted – QB Tuesday #08

But I got so many fun comments and conversations from it, I realized it deserved a little story of it’s own…so here is part 1, and there is already a PART 2 coming, too!

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“Lacey, check out this excursion!” I thrust the pamphlet in her face excitedly while we sipped our drinks on the sun deck of our cruise ship. “The Space Pirate Abduction Experience!”

Lacey reached for the pamphlet, causing her bikini top to slip off one breast. She made no move to replace it, and began to read aloud from the flier. “Experience the thrill of having ruthless space pirates board our cruise ship and take you prisoner. Our contracted pirate ‘actors’ will go above and beyond to make the experience as real as possible for you.”

She rolled her eyes at me. “Really, Katie, don’t you and I get enough ‘abduction experiences’ as it is? Besides, Krim and Glob are waiting for us on Abrexia-9. We should probably be resting up for whatever they have planned for us.”

“Oh come on, Lacey,” I pouted. “It’s a long voyage. The boys wouldn’t begrudge us a little fun along the way, would they? Besides, it will get us in the mood for their plans.” I gave her a little wink over the rim of my fruity drink.

Lacey grinned. “Alright. It will break up the monotony of this cruise.” She looked at the back of the pamphlet. “It’s surprisingly inexpensive for a cruise excursion. We’ve spent more than this on drinks this afternoon alone.”

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Several hours and several drinks later, a warning klaxon stirred us from dozing on the sun deck. By now both of us were sunbathing in the nude – which not only prevented tan lines, but we hadn’t paid for a single drink since taking off our suits!

Attention passengers: Please return to your cabins immediately. We have been ordered to heave-to and allow our ship to be boarded. There is no cause for alarm; we have an agreement with the, uh, boarding party. Once we uh, complete our transaction with them, we will be again on our way and the all-clear will be sounded. We’ll have you back out on decks before dinner service begins! Please return to your cabins, and, uh, follow all crew instructions to the letter.’

I grinned at Lacey. “Do you think this is it??”

“Ooh, I bet it is!” she replied excitedly. “Let’s hurry back to our cabins…I’ll see you on the excursion!”

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The ship’s captain met the boarding party with an anxious expression. He handed over a tablet with a list of names and images on the screen. “Here is the guest list for the uh, ‘excursion.’ You’ll see that all necessary waivers and contracts have been signed.”

He cleared his throat nervously and continued. “You’ll see everything is in order, if you’ll please just go about your business and allow us to resume our journey.”

The leader of the boarding party glanced up from the tablet. “We will take our time and enjoy ourselves as usual – after all, you promised your guests a realistic experience, did you not?” His attention returned to the tablet. “15 sign-ups. Well done, captain.”

The pirate leader nodded to another. “Pay the man.” Then he addressed the rest of his boarding party while tapping the tablet rapidly. “Large group today so most of you are going solo, with an escort from the cruise ship. I’m beaming your assignments to you now.”

There was a buzz of excitement as his crew glanced at the mini-tablets strapped to their forearms. “Have fun, but remember to make sure your assignments are having fun, too – stay in character!! Move them to the staging area quickly.”

The boarding party began to disperse toward the passenger cabin decks. An excited pirate in a red space suit nudged his friend and held out his wrist-tablet. “Lookie! I gots a sexy blonde this time!”

“Very hot!” his friend replied, holding out his own screen. “I got me a spicy redhead. This is gonna be a great haul this time.”

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I had barely made it back to my cabin before there was a knock on my door and I heard the beep of the electronic lock opening. I’d intended to rinse off the salty residue from the brine swimming pool and my perspiration from the sun, but a quick glance in the mirror told me that the faint glisten on my skin looked pretty good. I turned to face the door.

A member of the excursion team entered my cabin first, with a sheepish grin on his face and his hands over his head as if he was being held at gunpoint.

He nodded toward whoever was behind him. “Uh, miss, the uh, pirates who boarded the ship have selected you as a um…hostage for the negotiations. If you will, uh, go with him quietly he, uh, promises no one will be harmed.”

“Of course!” I exclaimed with an excited grin. I raised my own hands up above my shoulders in surrender. “I won’t resist, I promise!”

The ‘pirate’ stepped around the crewman with a big grin on his face and pointing a little device at me. “Oooooweee!” he exclaimed, his big eyes getting even bigger. “Yer even prettier than yer picture. I gots me a good one this time!”

My eyes widened too, and my jaw fell open. It was one of those slimy little boglin bastards! I’m not sure what I expected my ‘space pirate’ to look like, but it wasn’t one of these little green cretins!

I’d had enough experience with boglins that I knew it made sense the cruise line would hire them to play the role of space pirates. After all, they had a reputation for taking human women captive and trafficking them back to their home planet. So they really did fit the part.

My pint-sized captor holstered his little gun and hastened over to my side. He put his arm around my legs and clutched me tightly, pressing his cheek against my hip. “Mmmmm, smooth humie skin,” he murmured. He gave me a little sniff and a discreet short lick. “Oooh, tasty, too.”

He turned back toward the crewman, who now had his hands down and a camera in his hands. “Souvenir photo, miss?” he asked, his grin now a little more salacious than sheepish. “No extra charge. It’s uh, part of the package.”

My little boglin pirate wrapped his arms more tightly around my legs, his fingers spreading out to grip my thighs. He turned to face the camera, and as he did, he threw one leg up around my knee to straddle me possessively. I could feel just how excited he was – pressing against my leg.

‘Ok Katie, he might not be the dashing pirate captor you imagined,’ I told myself, ‘but this could still be a lot of fun if you just go along with it.’  I took a deep breath. ‘The cruise line went to a lot of trouble to put this together, so it will all be fine. And Lacey will be there, too.’

I grinned in spite of myself and held my pose for the crewman’s photos, and giggled as my little captor hammed it up for the camera.

‘Yeah, this will be fun,’ I thought to myself. ‘Just relax and enjoy the adventure…’

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This artwork is by my friend and collaborator AlucardsSpirit 

If you enjoyed, go give him a look on his DA page!

Part 2 is well under way, watch for it soon!

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Space Cruise Interrupted – QB Tuesday #08

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

“I signed up for the ‘Pirate Abduction Excursion’ on my Space Cruise – but I naively assumed the pirates would be human!!  I also naively assumed they’d return me to my cabin when the ‘excursion’ was over!!”

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than that!

SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give shoutouts to my favorites on the next post!

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Today’s post is the eighth of a new series, “Quick Bites Tuesday.”It started in conjunction with @CallMePlisskin He has his own #TuesdayTease series on his page.

Caption competition #TuesdayTease – 008

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As promised, here’s my favorite from last week, by @paulm131

Evie: “Okay, I TOTALLY misunderstood when you guys invited me over for dinner.”

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This artwork is by my friend and collaborator AlucardsSpirit 

If you enjoyed, go give him a look on his DA page!
And watch for another #QBTuesday image next week.

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Andromeda Roleplay – QB Tuesday #04

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

“I always wanted to be Andromeda…but I don’t remember Clash of the Titans quite like this!!”

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than that!

SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give shoutouts to my favorites on the next post!

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Today’s post is the fourth of a new experiment, “Quick Bites Tuesday.”

It’s a little something I’m testing in conjunction with my collaborator and friend @CallMePlisskin Go check out his #TuesdayTease – 004 – Caption this! on his page.

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As promised, here’s my favorite from last week, by my friend @Rob66 :

“Is that ALL you’ve got?”

Demi-Size Domme – QB Tuesday #03

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This artwork is by my friend and collaborator AlucardsSpirit 

If you enjoyed, go give him a look on his DA page!
And watch for another #QBTuesday image next week.

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Research Session – QB Tuesday #02

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

“Trust me, I’ll describe the bondage scene in our collaboration so much better with a little more research.”

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than that!

SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give shoutouts to my favorites on the next post!

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Today’s post is the second of a new experiment, “Quick Bites Tuesday.”

It’s a little something I’m testing in conjunction with my collaborator and friend CallMePlisskin

Go check out his #TuesdayTease – 002 – Caption this! on his page.

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As promised, here’s my favorite from last week, by my friend durrik :

“You didn’t tell me about the cloth eating jellyfish!’

Evie Nude Beach – QB #01

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This artwork is by my friend and collaborator AlucardsSpirit 

If you enjoyed, go give him a look on his DA page!
And watch for another #QBTuesday image next week.

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Raid on the Casino Royale

Art by Alucard

Image and vignette at WordPress link

Image created by Alucard. Go check out his page!

Follow up to this post: and this post and this post:

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The more Agent Katie learned about her great aunt, one of the founders and original Agents of S.P.A.N.K., the more impressed she was! She read about how her aunt took down a nefarious Casino Boss:

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“Come on, boys! He’s in the penthouse! Let’s take down this slimeball!” Agent Kate called out to the tactical team behind her. “I’ve been undercover, cozying up as his gal for a month and I can’t stand being around him one more moment!”

“Uhhh…Agent…aren’t you forgetting something?” the squad leader asked.

“The warrant? Nope, got it right here, tucked in my bra.”

“No, it’s not that…it’s…”

“The key for the penthouse elevator?  Nope, it’s tucked in my other cup.”

“Agent…it’s just that…”

“Spit it out man! What is it?”

“You…you didn’t put on underwear…we can see your…”

“Oh, haha, yeah. My, uh, underwear is in the penthouse too.  I wanna get that back.”

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Enjoyed the image?  Go check out more from Alucard!

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of SPANK discord server, send me a private message.

Agent Katie Beach Kidnap

Crop of art by Alucard

Full Image and vignette at WordPress link

Crop of image created by Alucard. Go check out his page!

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Agent Katie was dozing on the beach in the warm sun, her iPad laying across her abs where it dropped when she nodded off. She was startled when her phone began buzzing somewhere in her beach chair. She sat up and it slid between her legs just as it buzzed again.

“Ohhh, fuuuu….” she moaned. She’d been having a saucy dream and the vibrating phone didn’t do anything to clear it from her head. She composed herself as best she could and answered it.

Of course it was her partner, Susan, calling in for a status check. ‘I told you I’d text if I anything changed, dammit…’ she muttered. ‘Stop calling my phone, I don’t use it for that!’

“Hey Susan.”

“Nope, absolutely nothing going on here. Are you absolutely certain those reports are legit? Seriously, Froglins kidnapping spring breakers right off the beach? Are you sure those girls aren’t just making it up to cover for the fact they hooked up with some college studs last night?”

“Yeah, I know we need to take it seriously. It’s just that I’ve been sitting on this beach for two days straight now and I haven’t seen a thing. And I’m bored! After you drop Sabrina at her modeling gig, put your suit on and get down here. I’ll buy you a tropical drink.”

“No, I’m not just laying around drinking and reading!” Agent Katie raised her glass in the direction of a cabana boy to order another vodka-blueberry-lemonade.I’ve been sleeping, too.’

“Don’t lecture me on situational awareness! You’re the one who got captured by those alligator poachers, not me. And I’m sure Yasmine is totally on point while she’s lounging on that yacht. Going undercover as a fetish model? Please. They’re probably doing shots off her toned ass.”

“Fine! I’ll focus, I promise. But seriously, come down and hang out with me for a bit. This cabana boy is some mighty nice eye candy…”

‘Sigh.’ “Yes, I’ll stay alert. I promise.”

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Agent Katie clicked off her phone and set it on the table beside her. After a moment’s thought, she let it slide back down between her legs in the chair again. ‘Susan’s going to call back sooner or later.’

She accepted the proffered drink from the handsome cabana boy and gave him a wink. He grinned widely and didn’t even try to disguise the slow once-over he gave her.

Agent Katie picked up her iPad again.‘Crud, what page was I on? I got suntan lotion all over the screen. Forget it. I’m going to sneak in another quick snooze before Susan gets here.’

Soon she was drifting off again, and her dream seemed to pick up where it left off – except the other characters in her dream had changed. “Froglins…” she murmured. “What the hell are you doing here?”

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“Did you hear that?” whispered the bigger froglin dressed all in black. “How did she know we’re here? I have been as stealthy as the wind.”

“For starters, because you’re in a full ninja outfit on a sunny beach,” muttered his smaller partner wearing only swim trunks. “And we’re in Florida, the wind isn’t exactly stealthy here!”

“False!” hissed the ninja froglin. “I am one with the shadows.”

The other smacked his forehead. “We’re on a beach…in broad daylight…there ARE no shadows!” He shook his head. “Whatever, she’s on to us, we gotta take her now.”

“I go high, you go low,” the ninja froglin hissed. “You got to tie up the boobs last time.”

“Works for me,” his partner chuckled. “I’m more of a foot guy anyway.”

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There’s a little teaser scene for the future series of the Agents of S.P.A.N.K. in a tropical paradise. Well, actually, Florida. But the artwork will make it LOOK like paradise.

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Enjoyed the image?  Go check out more from Alucard!

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of SPANK discord server, send me a private message.

K8erella, Cosmic Crusader

Art by Alucard

Image and backstory at WordPress link

Image created by Alucard. Go check out his page!

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Wow…last week we learned that the origins of the Agents of S.P.A.N.K. trace back to the 1930s.

Now we learn that the intrepid agents will be keeping the Kinky Sexy Fun Times going well into the future!

Not sure if this is a Recruiting Poster, a Book Cover, or a Movie Promo…whatever it is, sign me up!

How about you, Kinksters? Want to see more of K8erella?

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Enjoyed the image?  Go check out more from @AlucardsSpirit  !!

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.