Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit
Hey, mistakes happen. Paperwork gets screwed up. Wires get crossed.
Even at B&D Damsel Delivery, sometimes things go wrong…
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“Boss! Boss! C’mere! We got a big problem!”
<Boss sighs while walking over> “What is it now, Joe? It’s a simple job. You nab the girl, you strip the girl, you tie up and gag the girl, and then you deliver the girl. Even someone like you who ain’t never been with a girl should get this.”
“Ouch, bruv, that was low. But look, we got an order here for an Agent Katie to go to ‘Glob the Space Toad.’ An’ we gots another order here for an Agent Katie to go to Madame No.”
“Ok, so we gots two orders for the same girl. Cancel the one that came in last, bruv.”
“No, boss, look…” Joe pointed at the two squirming hogtied blondes on the floor in front of him. “We gots two Agent Katies here.”
“Weird. Well, you got two orders, two girls. Ship ’em out, it’s almost time for lunch.”
“But which is which, boss?”
“Does it matter? Ditzy blondes. Interchangeable. Just pick one and get her on the road.”
“Come on, boss. If we deliver the wrong one to Madame No, she’ll shoot the driver. If Glob gets the wrong one, he’ll probably eat the driver.”
“Fine,” the boss sighed. Then he grinned.
“Bring them both to my office while you get it sorted out.”
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My alternate title for this was ‘When Worlds Collide.’
On the left, we have Original Agent Katie, from the Glob and Jungle Perils adventures, and others.
On the right, we have New Agent Katie, from Agents of S.P.A.N.K. and Writer’s Retreat.
And you know what? Don’t be a pedantic twat like Joe…if things get mixed up, just enjoy the kinky sexy fun times!
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This artwork is by my friend and collaborator AlucardsSpirit
If you enjoyed, go give him a look on his DA page!
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KatieD 