Agent Katie: Don’t Piss Off the Gardener

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

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Katie hired a gardener to tame her out-of-control yard, but the gardener decided to tame Katie instead!

With another long weekend of travel soccer ahead, Katie decided to seek out the help of a gardener to help her stay on top of her lawn – she didn’t want to battle the lawn monster like last weekend:

Agent Katie: Don't Neglect Your Lawn!

But when Katie returned home and found the lawn undone and tools scattered all about the yard, she told the gardener he was fired, and furthermore, she wasn’t going to pay him, either.

Well, she wanted help staying on top of her lawn…and that’s where she’ll be staying until she agrees to pay him. And he says that if Katie continues to refuse, her socks are coming off next and he’ll tickle her bare feet until she submits!

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You can always tell the houses of the parents of travel sports athletes…their yards are usually a bit unkempt and overgrown.

This year it’s not just the travel to the games and tournaments – it’s the college recruiting visits and scouting combines, on top of the rare trip to the cabin, family gatherings, oh, and now college football has started too.

Anyone else out there willing to help me with my chores??

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Agent Katie: S.P.A.N.K. is Accepting Applications!

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

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The Agents of S.P.A.N.K. are ready to welcome in some new agents (and / or villains)!

Lovely Latina Agent Gabriella has been such a popular addition to the agency (and doesn’t she just look thrilled about it in the image above?) that we want to open up and welcome in a few more agents – and there is always a desire for more quality villains and villainesses.

We already have 9 agents on the roster and a nice assortment of villains and anti-heroes. Why not add yours to the roster? Bring your own OC or create a new one with us.

There are also openings for good guys within the agency, too – the Hostage Rescue Team has been putting in a LOT of overtime lately and those guys need a break!

Even if you’d rather just be an observer, come join the kinky sexy fun times on the Agents of S.P.A.N.K. Discord server. Chill and chat with other fun kinksters, enjoy some Discord-exclusive images and stories, or just grab some popcorn and watch the Agents squirming and mmmph-ing in perilous situations.

And if you know any DA personalities who might make a good agent…or fighters or heroines from other servers…let them know that we’re taking applications today!

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Agent Katie: The Goblin King’s Dungeon Decor

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

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Agent Katie tried to stop a robbery and ended up the goblin king’s prize objet d’art.

How? Well, sh*t happens…

The goblin king descended to his dungeon to check and see if his minions had finished assembling the focal point furniture for the main room. Such a large and dark room really needs something striking to draw the eye, you know?

He’d special-ordered the tortyrställ piece from IKEA’s fängelsehåla collection, and of course the damn thing was on back-order and he’d been waiting forever. The minute he got the arrival notification, he’d sent his little snotlings to go hijack the delivery truck.

Plodding down the stairs, he heard odd ‘mmmphing’ noises in a distinctly feminine human tone. Which was odd, because as far as he knew, the dungeon was vacant – the stupid building inspector from the zoning board said he couldn’t keep human girls down there without at least two clear points of egress.

Which kinda goes against the whole premise of keeping captives, if they have to be able to escape safely in an emergency, right?

So imagine his surprise when he entered the room and saw a squirming blonde woman in nothing but lingerie, gagged and being bound to his new dungeon furniture!! His minions had the wriggling girl spread-eagle on her tiptoes, her wrists and ankles lashed to the crossbars.

“Wot’s dis, den?” he barked at the snotlings. “I said go get me rack, not nab a nice rack to put on me’ rack.”

“Not our fault, boss!” the one tightening her wrists whined. “She saw us steal the truck an’ she jumped in afore we got away.”

“Yeah!” added the one giving the girl’s nylon-clad leg a slow lick. “An’ she wouldn’t get out, even after we tole her t’ scram!”

“MMMHH!” The curvy blonde bit down on the filthy gag and tried to speak, while straining at her bonds. “Ighh-akking ihh a heerioush hrime!” When the little cretins giggled, she added, “Ho ihh hid-happing!”

The goblin king took his time gazing up and down the perspiration-slicked body of the woman straining sinuously upon his new rack. It had been a long time since he’d had a sexy humie girl in his dungeon to torment.

“Yeah, but th’ buildin’ codes…” the king complained. “You knows we can’t keep a prisoner down ‘ere.”

“Don’ think of ‘er like a prisoner, boss!” the one atop the rack suggested. “Ya wanted some nice wall decor, now we gots a nice piece in a frame.”

“Yeah, yeah!” the other implored, giving the girl’s leg a squeeze. “Like a livin’ interactive exhibit! An she’s real pretty to look at!”

“Hmmm…” the goblin king mused. The little twerps made some good points. “Alright, we can keep ‘er. But she stays gagged – we can’t afford another noise violation. “

The king wasn’t sure that crooked code inspector would buy it – at least not without a bribe of some sort. But it was worth a shot. He’d think of a compelling bribe to offer the uptight twat.

After all, the blonde girl really did serve as a nice focal point to bring the room together.

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Agent Katie tugged at her restraints in vain. The little snotlings were surprisingly good with ropes for such half-witted cretins.

She wasn’t overly panicked though – she knew the torture rack was from IKEA, so she’d just have to wiggle and jiggle until the bolts shook loose.

That would be, of course, once they left her alone for a few minutes. The way the goblin king was looking at her, it might be him making her wiggle and jiggle…

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Agent Katie: Vegas Ventriloquist Act

Art by Jonut21

Image and more at WordPress link

It takes a skilled ventriloquist to do the act while gagged.

Pint-sized villain I. B. Weeman paid kidnapper-for-hire Karl to see Agent Katie in a ‘sexy librarian’ fetishy costume.

Agent Katie wasn’t sure WHY the diminutive dominant wanted her, but she soon found out…she became the unwitting and unwilling participant in his off-off-off the strip Vegas ventriloquism show.

You have to admit, it was a pretty novel shtick for an act…make the outrageous claim that the sexy and curvy tied and gagged blonde damsel is actually the ventriloquist while he’s the ‘dummy.’

Fortunately for him, the crowd was far too mesmerized by the jiggly and wiggly chair-tied beauty to think about the hows and whys of the act…

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This image – as many of our fun ones do – sprouted out of a fun little banter between @jonut21 and me in the comments section of the QBTuesday post by Alucard above.

It wasn’t our intention, but happy accidents happen!

Agent Katie: Karl's Sexy Librarian Special Request

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist @jonut21 a look on his page and lots more of his Agent Katie work is in HIS gallery on my DA page: 

www.deviantart.com/katied-life…

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year!  

Thanks to all of you, 2023 was my BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

Agent Katie – Lost in Mansion Maze – QB Tuesday #87

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

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In a brazen move, Karl and his partner grabbed Agent Katie inside the mansion of the Director of S.P.A.N.K.

Unfortunately for the bold kidnappers-for-hire, they got so excited chasing her through the mansion before finally cornering her and tying her up – that they got turned around and couldn’t find their way out!

In their panic to escape, they pushed Agent Katie through the building so fast that she couldn’t move her feet quickly enough to keep up – at least not without losing her sexy heels! So they ended up half-carrying, half-dragging her along.

“Uhhh…didn’t we pass that naked statue once before?” Karl asked his partner.

“Uhhnn-huh!” Agent Katie agreed through her gag.

She’d been trying to point out the exit the last three times they passed it…but Karl wasn’t paying attention (he always refused to stop and ask for directions), and his partner was far too distracted by her bouncing chest…

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than mine above.       SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

Today’s post is the 87th of my series,”Quick Bites Tuesday” from a conversation with CallMePlisskin years ago. MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!

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There were some GREAT captions last week, and this one from @a1gros made me laugh quite loudly:

Kara: “All right – even though there’s two of us and one of him, the orc is stronger and better trained, so if we rush him, we’ll be captured and enslaved for sure. But, if we wait, we can ambush…”

Evie: “LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOYYYYYYY JENNNNNKIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!

KarVie: Orc Warlord's Lap Warmers - QBTuesday #86

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Agents Katie and Emily: Alien Bait – QB Tuesday #85

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

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Agent Emily enlisted Agent Katie to test her theories about Greys abducting human women.

Agent M, Quartermaster of the Agents of S.P.A.N.K. Agency, wanted to learn all she could about the Greys’ methods of examining human women.

And what better to study the Greys that to allow themselves to be taken by the alien beings. I mean, it sounds like a sound strategy, right?

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than mine above. SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

Today’s post is the 85th of my series,”Quick Bites Tuesday” from a conversation with CallMePlisskin years ago. MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!

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Last week, I really enjoyed this caption by @MenchiMenagerie: “I know you’re trying to trick me and flatter me, but y’know what? I don’t mind one little bit! You better make this worth my time!”

College Katie's First Kink Club - QB Tuesday #84

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Alucard took up the challenge to replicate another inspiration image. You can see the original here:

Just Thought This Was Interesting    By Stiv08 Dht

If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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College Katie’s First Kink Club – QB Tuesday #84

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

Full image and more at WordPress links

Katie’s grad school professor introduced her to a brand new experience at a clandestine BDSM club.

‘Dating’ a professor is always frowned upon, even in a post-grad environment. But young Katie couldn’t resist the opportunity to go to her first kinky show – also the perfect opportunity to wear her slinky new dress.

She’d like to tell you it was an eye-opening experience…but actually, she spent most of the evening on display and blindfolded!

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than mine above. SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

Today’s post is the 84th of my series,”Quick Bites Tuesday” from a conversation with CallMePlisskin years ago.

MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!

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Last week, there were a few captions following a similar theme, and I really liked the wording on this one by @Pulsar64 :

TSA Agent: “Ma’am would you please step out of line–“

Evie: “For a strip search? Way ahead of you!” *starts stripping*

TSA Agent: “I WAS ONLY GOING TO DO A PAT DOWN!!!”

Evie Busted: 'What, No Pat Down?' - QB Tuesday #83

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I shared one of my favorite old Restrained Elegance images over on our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord, and Alucard took up the challenge to replicate it. You can see the inspiration image over on my server.

We’ve been doing more with ‘College Katie’ lately and I’m excited to share more images and vignettes with you over the next few weeks.

If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below. Kudos to Alucard also for the idea behind the professor’s evil plan.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Agent Katie: Hot Summer Days at the Pool

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

Full image and more at WordPress links

Agent Katie tries to beat the heat in a teeny-tiny bikini at the S.P.A.N.K. Headquarters pool.

In retrospect, she probably should have gone to the pool at her condo…but the men there tend to gawk and stare, and the wives and girlfriends get jealous and catty…

In which case, she might have ended up like this anyway…

Agent Katie had dozed off on a lounge chair at HQ, laying on her front with her bikini strings undone. She awoke to strong hands holding and binding her limbs, a tight cleave between her teeth.

She had no idea to where her bikini top disappeared, but was grateful it wasn’t stuffed in her mouth.

After she was placed on an air mattress and set adrift in the pool, Agent Katie took care not to squirm or struggle too much, lest she slip off into the cool water. But the vinyl surface below her was growing slick with her perspiration and it was becoming more difficult for her to balance.

Agent Katie wasn’t too concerned about what would happen if she went under, because a crowd of villains had gathered. Surely one of those watching her closely would jump in to rescue her?

That wasn’t much solace, however – because in this vulnerable state any one of them could claim her…and they seemed to be in deep discussions about something…

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Agent Katie vs. Madame No

Artwork by chipfurbitz

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You might not be familiar with the artwork of artist @ChipFurbitz yet, but you should definitely go check out his DA page.

He created another fun image of Agent Katie in peril, this time in the clutches of the nefarious Madame No.

Will Agent Katie talk? Or will she meet a sizzling end?

Click the link below to go see the full image on his page and give the rest of his work a look.

Thank you @ChipFurbitz for the wonderful artwork!

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Happy Birthday @Rob66 – Agent Katie’s Gift

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

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Happy Birthday @Rob66 !!!

This is just a crop of the image that Alucard and I collaborated upon. You really need to go to Rob’s DA page to enjoy the full image:

Birthday Art from Katied-Life and Alucard's Spirit

If you know Rob, you know he enjoys masked burglars binding semi-willing damsels, preferably topless and barefoot. 😉

If you don’t know Rob, what are you waiting for?? Treat yourself and go check out his page NOW!

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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