Artwork by ArtOfVenus

The plan WAS for Kara and Evie to be inconspicuous and blend in among the peasant girls in the orcs’ spoils of war.
But Evie’s optimistic chatter revealed their ruse, and soon KarVie were headed to the special auction for captured warriors.
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Evie: “I’m telling you, Kara, these stupid orcs can’t tell the difference between a barmaid and a badass warrior. They won’t even bother tying us up if they think we’re harmless. We can just walk right in to the fortress past the clueless guards, easy-peasy.”
Orc guard: “You do realize I speak your language fluently, right? I majored in ‘Human Resources’ at Alabama.”
Evie: “Oh, I’m sorry…I’ll speak more slowly and use smaller words.”
Kara: “Dammit, Eves…”
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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than mine above.
SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!
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Today’s post is the 60th – of my series, “Quick Bites Tuesday.”
The original series idea from @CallMePlisskin has helped to ensure 2023 is MY BEST YEAR EVER!
We’re also now up to 318 DAYS of consecutive daily posts – CLOSING IN ON A FULL YEAR.
MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!
I’m very grateful to you. #Gratitude2023
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In last week’s caption contest, regular contributor @a1rgos came up with a little cheer that had me laughing:
“Ready? OK!”
“Tie me up, tie me down, rip off all my clothes!”
“Spank me, tickle me, suck on all my toes!”
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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give @PerilousV a look at Patreon and/or SubscribeStar.
He’s definitely worthy of your subscription budget. Here is his LinkTree: linktr.ee/artofvenus
Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!
#Gratitude2023 <–my mantra for the new year! Thank you for making 2023 the BEST YEAR EVER!
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