Tag: fetish

KarVie – Auction Bound – QB Tuesday #60

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

The plan WAS for Kara and Evie to be inconspicuous and blend in among the peasant girls in the orcs’ spoils of war.

But Evie’s optimistic chatter revealed their ruse, and soon KarVie were headed to the special auction for captured warriors.

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Evie: “I’m telling you, Kara, these stupid orcs can’t tell the difference between a barmaid and a badass warrior. They won’t even bother tying us up if they think we’re harmless. We can just walk right in to the fortress past the clueless guards, easy-peasy.”

Orc guard: “You do realize I speak your language fluently, right? I majored in ‘Human Resources’ at Alabama.”

Evie: “Oh, I’m sorry…I’ll speak more slowly and use smaller words.”

Kara: “Dammit, Eves…”

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than mine above.

SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

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Today’s post is the 60th – of my series, “Quick Bites Tuesday.”

The original series idea from @CallMePlisskin has helped to ensure 2023 is MY BEST YEAR EVER!

We’re also now up to 318 DAYS of consecutive daily posts – CLOSING IN ON A FULL YEAR.

MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!

I’m very grateful to you.  #Gratitude2023

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In last week’s caption contest, regular contributor @a1rgos came up with a little cheer that had me laughing:

“Ready? OK!”
“Tie me up, tie me down, rip off all my clothes!”
“Spank me, tickle me, suck on all my toes!”


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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give @PerilousV a look at Patreon and/or SubscribeStar.

He’s definitely worthy of your subscription budget. Here is his LinkTree:  linktr.ee/artofvenus

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2023 <–my mantra for the new year! Thank you for making 2023 the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Kara and Evie – GO, SPORTS! – QB Tuesday #59

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

Kara and Evie might not know a lot about sportsball, but they can’t resist the chance to put on cute skimpy (and kinky) outfits and show off what they’ve got!

They quickly learned that a little shake brings all the boys to the field.

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It didn’t take them long to get into the excitement and pageantry of Bowl Season.

They don’t have to know a lot about sportsball or even care what teams are playing.

Because really? The guys don’t seem to have any complaints.

They could even be forgiven for wearing Alabama colors, I suppose…

Kara: “Pffft! They say ‘Roll Tide’ because they can’t spell elephant.”
Evie: “SEC Dominance?? Just who is this SEC guy and where can I meet him?”

Kara: “I’d rather give myself to someone they call a Victor Valiant – you know, a Conquering Hero.”

Evie: “Oh yeah…those guys over there in Maize and Blue can be Champions of MY North any time…”

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than mine above.

SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

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Today’s post is the 59th – over a FULL YEAR – of my series, “Quick Bites Tuesday.”

The original series idea from @CallMePlisskin has helped to ensure 2023 is MY BEST YEAR EVER!

We’re also now up to 311 DAYS of consecutive daily posts – MORE THAN 3/4 OF A YEAR!

MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!

I’m very grateful to you.  #Gratitude2023

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In last week’s caption contest, denizen of the time-out corner @GozerGozarian had a couple punny ones, but his partner in slime @jonut21 takes the win for these delightful snippets of dialogue:

Katie: “I hated the first Octopussy; now I’m in the crappy remake!”

Loud: “If that tentacle gets into my fun box, everybody’s gonna find out why they call me Loud!”


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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give @PerilousV a look at Patreon and/or SubscribeStar.

He’s definitely worthy of your subscription budget. Here is his LinkTree:  linktr.ee/artofvenus

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2023 <–my mantra for the new year! Thank you for making 2023 the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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