KarVie: Their Looks are Deadlier than their Aim!

“Imperial Trooper Special Ops Division: their looks are deadlier than their aim.”

Kara and Evie have been recruited into a very special unit of the Imperial Army, tasked to seek out Rebel operatives and neutralize them ‘By Any Means Necessary.’ And these two are already known for their VERY successful ‘means.’

Also known jokingly as the ‘Sexy Ops Division,’ the ‘Battle Blondes Division,’ and the ‘Distraction Blonde Brigade,’ these extra special secret soldiers are often sent in undercover as an advance scout party to ‘mingle’ and spread ‘goodwill’ to soften up the defenses of a planet.

They’ve brought comfort and joy to many a disaffected rebel operative…

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Kara: “Hey, Eves, does this blaster make my butt look big?”

Evie: “Blaster? I hardly knew her!”

Kara: “No, seriously, this armor and gear isn’t making me look very feminine.”

Evie: “You butt looks awesome as always. Be glad you didn’t have to special-order larger chest armor like I did – it was twice as expensive.”

Kara: “Well, list price WAS more…but that’s not what YOU paid.”

Evie: “True…the guy gave me a nice discount after our ‘private fitting room’ session.”

Kara: “And that’s why you’re perfect for the ‘Sexy Ops’ Division, babe.”

Evie: “By any means necessary, Kares…”

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MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN bantering with ArtOfVenus while planning out this one! Many of the lines of dialogue (especially the funny ones) are his. Hope you all enjoy!

Original without text:

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

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Evie’s Boxing Clever (Crop) – QB Tuesday #73

Crop of artwork by DxC2005

During her first boxing match in @Dxc2005 ‘s tournament, Evie found herself singing along with a song stuck in her head:

A friend in need’s a friend indeed

A friend who’ll tease is better

And when she’s pressed, she will undress

And then she’s boxing clever

Perhaps the singing was just enough to distract her opponent, because Tara left an opening for Evie to land a solid right to Tara’s jaw. And I bet that stung like a ‘B!’

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than mine above.

SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

Today’s post is the 73rd of my series, “Quick Bites Tuesday” from a conversation with CallMePlisskin years ago. MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!

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Last week, my friend and fellow writer @MrArgent met my challenge for great pickup lines with an entire series of dialogue full of saucy innuendo.

Here’s just one line, but you HAVE to click the link below and read the rest at the bottom of the comments section!

“When traveling,” Agent Katie purred, “I like to try the local cuisine. And right now, I’m dying to try some Italian sausage and meatballs.”

The Perfect Pick-Up Line?? - QBTuesday #72

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My good friend @Dxc2005 surprised me a little while back with a model in his style of my beloved OC, Evie. Eagle-eyed watchers of his page may have already spied her in one of his epic battle scenes.

He recently kicked off another 16-woman boxing tournament and was kind enough to include Evie in it! This scene is from the first round, and you can see Evie’s first fight (including the full size image of my crop including full bodypile) here:

If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give Dxc2005 a look on his DA page or other links.

And check out his feature length stories on his gumroad, too: dxc.gumroad.com/

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2023 <–my mantra for the new year!

Thanks to all of you, 2023 is my BEST YEAR EVER!

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KarVie: Two Hot Blondes to Keep the Orcs Warm

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

Kara and Evie dangled, naked and cold, from a tree in the orc’s camp.

One orc happily groped Kara’s rear – but it was the pervy little goblin they really needed to worry about.

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“Dammit Krag!” complained the orc kneeling by the fire. “I tell you get firewood and blankets, you come back with naked girls? How them trembling little humies gonna help?”

“Well, dey kin keep parts o’ us warm,” the heavily armored orc replied with a leer, while groping Kara’s firm ass cheeks. “Kin keep me cock an’ balls warm. Mebbe me tongue, too.”

Their little goblin companion stared at the bare feet and toes dangling just above his head. “Ennertainm’t, too…bet I can make dem piggies dance if’n I tickles ‘em.”

“Yer an idjit, Krag,” the orc by the fire retorted. “Tinkin’ wit’ yer dick ‘stead o yer big head. Won’t do no good t’keep yer balls warm if th’rest o ya is freezin.”

“Tuk, chill,” the armored one said defensively. “If’n ya don’ wanna fuck ‘em, den mebbe we eats ‘em.”

Tuk scoffed. “Dem skinny humies? How two girlies gonna feed three o’ us?”

The goblin stood looking up at Evie. “Lookit da meat on dis one…more like two-an-half girlies.”

“Hey!” Evie complained. “You calling me fat or something? I’m pleasantly curvy, I’ll have you know.”

“Eves!” Kara hissed. “We’ve got bigger problems than what some goblin thinks of your body. Hush!”

“I’m just sayin,” Eve whined. “I’m not as toned as you but some guys like more than a handful.”

“More’n a mouthful, ennyways,” the goblin laughed. “In my tribe humie girl-milk is a treat. An’ wit yer big jugs, you could feed my whole family.”

“See, Kares, he knows!” Evie began. Then she looked down at the goblin. “Wait, what? You can’t milk me!”

The goblin shrugged. “I kin have fun tryin.”

Tuk shook his head and pinched his nose to relieve his headache.

“Aright, here’s what we does. Krag, you go get firewood. I’ll get some sheeps, we can eat ‘em an’ wrap up in their hides.”

He looked up at the two blondes dangling above him. “If th’ girls ain’t froze when we get back, we kin use them to warm up our cocks.”

“Don’ worry, dey won’ freeze,” the goblin assured him. He began suckling on Kara’s delicate toes while tickling Evie’s bare soles. He laughed as the girls began to squirm and sway from their anchored wrists.

“I’m gonna keeps ‘em dancing on der ropes, an’ they’ll be sweatin’ when youse gets back.”

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Kara and Evie in: Kinky Kobolds #11

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

The cute young kobold noticed Evie and Kara checking him out, and so he headed over to their table.

There still weren’t any handsome human men in the tavern, but being hit on by a kobold was better than eating alone.

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While they waited for their food and drink to arrive, Kara and Evie amused themselves watching the young kobold quit trying to chat up a pair of felinoid females, and move on to a pair of elfmaids at another table.

“Look at that cute kobold, trying to be a player – at least he’s male!” Kara murmured. Then she held her thumb and forefinger a few inches apart and giggled. “But I bet he’s tiny. How’s he gonna scratch my itch if he’s tiny?”

Evie looked him over for a moment before nodding. “Yeah, he is kinda cute,” she agreed. “I haven’t been with a kobold before. I heard a rumor that they have two cocks…or was that snake-men? Maybe it’s all reptilians?”

Kara cocked her head to one side and squinted her eyes. “Can’t tell from here.” She watched as the elfmaids seemed to reject the kobold’s advances, just like the felinoids. “You think taking two cocks from one lizard would be better than taking one cock from two guys?” Kara snickered. “Or in your case, two goblins?”

“Or in your case, two orcs?” Evie shot back. “Actually, I was thinking it’d make for an interesting threesome.” She suddenly straightened as the kobold caught them staring and turned toward them. “Shhh! Here he comes!”

“Pardon me, noble misses,” he said as he approached slowly. He spoke softly and deferentially, yet with an air of confidence about him. “My people need help from adventuresses such as you, and no one will listen to me.”

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Hi-Def uncensored versions available soon when the full PDF is released!

It’s a brand new KarVie adventure and another epic collaboration between PerilousV and me.

This one begins right after the events of Trolling Kara: TEASER for new story and will lead directly into another adventure for the Distraction Blondes.

Part 1 will be available as a PDF in the coming days, and we will post select images and story over the next few weeks.

First:

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He’s definitely worthy of your subscription budget. Here is his LinkTree: linktr.ee/artofvenus

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Karvie and the KarVettes vs. Frogzilla – QBTuesday #69

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

Leap Year Day always gets a little crazy, and last Thursday Feb 29th was one of the craziest – featuring Frogzilla!

That’s how Kara and Evie ended up fighting giant monsters with their all-girl rock band, the KarVettes!

See the post from last week here:

“Hop to it, girls!” Evie called out. “I toad you this frog was no prince, no one wants to kiss this fibbin’ amphibian!”

“Uh, Eves…” Kara winced. “Can’t we just…”

“No letting up, KarVettes! If he defeats us, we’re going to be licking a very horny toad and get filled up with his tadpoles!”

“Eves, please…”

“Don’t let his tongue trap you like a fly – he’s ribbeted, but not for YOUR pleasure!”

Kara groaned. “Oh goddess, Eves, PLEASE make it stop…”

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with even BETTER captions (and puns) than mine above.

SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

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Today’s post is the 69th of my series, “Quick Bites Tuesday.” (heh – #69 HAD to feature KarVie!)

The original series idea from @CallMePlisskin helped to ensure 2023 was MY BEST YEAR EVER!

We’re also now up to 388 DAYS of consecutive daily posts – WELL OVER A FULL YEAR!

MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!

I’m very grateful to you. #Gratitude2024

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In last week’s caption contest, my friend Clonetrooper78 took the win with this instruction from Agent M:

“Remember!” <SPANK!> “This is FOR SCIENCE!”

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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What Happens on Leap Year Day – Rarely STAYS on…

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

Frogzilla, really?!?!?

Well, crazy things happen on February 29th, and Thursday was no exception!

Which is also why we have KarVie in a time-shifted modern setting fighting monsters with their all-girl rock band!

Will KarVie and the KarVettes prevail against Frogzilla?

Or will they end up eaten like flies?

Or worse – will they be forced to bear his tadpoles???

<ewwww…..>

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Kara and Evie in: Kinky Kobolds #10

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

The next day, Evie and Kara headed back down to the tavern looking for some fun and male ‘companionship.’

There still weren’t any handsome men in the tavern, but Evie was willing to pass the time flirting with their serving girl…

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After sleeping in late on clean sheets (and a little more of Evie ‘making it up’ to Kara when they woke), the girls were ready for some fun. Unlike the quiet intimate night between the two of them last night, they were ready to go out and get loud – and maybe bring a couple big, strong, handsome guys back upstairs and get even louder.

Unfortunately, just as when they first arrived the day before, there were no men to be seen. No human men, anyway. There was a young male kobold trying to chat up some of the female patrons, but that was it.

“I was kind of hoping for some male attention tonight, you know?” Kara muttered under her breath. “Not that last night wasn’t wonderful,” she added quickly, not wanting to offend Evie. “You know what I mean, right?”

“Don’t be silly, of course I understand,” Evie whispered back. “Toys and tongues are great, but I could use some ‘vitamin D’ tonight.” Suddenly Evie’s eyes lit up as she stared at the approaching waitress. “Although… this serving wench is gorgeous!” While Kara rolled her eyes, Evie flirted shamelessly with the pretty brunette.

When the girl left their table, Evie winked at Kara. “Pick out one for yourself and we’ll have a foursome.”

Kara responded with another eye roll and a half-hearted smile, so Evie reassured her: “Don’t worry, Kares, I’m craving males tonight, too…we’ll just have to be patient, and we’ll get a chance to have some crazy fun.”

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Hi-Def uncensored versions available soon when the full PDF is released!

It’s a brand new KarVie adventure and another epic collaboration between PerilousV and me.

This one begins right after the events of Trolling Kara: TEASER for new story and will lead directly into another adventure for the Distraction Blondes.

Part 1 will be available as a PDF in the coming days, and we will post select images and story over the next few weeks.

First:

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give ArtOfVenus a look at Patreon and/or SubscribeStar.

He’s definitely worthy of your subscription budget. Here is his LinkTree: linktr.ee/artofvenus

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Kara and Evie in: Kinky Kobolds #09

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

Evie lowered herself onto Kara, pinning her girlfriend down with her firm breasts and hot flesh.

By ceding all control to Evie, Kara held no responsibility – giving her permission to indulge.

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Kara felt firm breasts pressing against her when Evie lowered herself onto Kara’s abdomen, pinning Kara down into the mattress. She felt Evie’s hot breath on her cheeks as her girlfriend whispered teasingly over her. “I know you can feel every inch of that toy,” Evie taunted. “Now I want to watch your face while you cum.”

Kara whimpered softly as she submitted herself fully and willingly to her partner. By taking charge, Evie had taken away all Kara’s control, and with it any responsibility for her actions – granting her permission to indulge.

With one hand, Evie deftly worked the knobby toy in and out of Kara, angling the handle upward so the knobs nudged at Kara’s clit, and downward so each knob glided over that sensitive bumpy patch just inside Kara. With her other hand Evie gripped Kara’s breast tightly, her firm grip reminding Kara that Evie possessed her. And with her lips and tongue, Evie teased at Kara’s neck and upper chest, keeping her skin tingly and flushed.

It wasn’t long before Kara came, moaning softly while Evie hovered over her. Soon she came again, and later a third time after Evie removed the toys and attended to Kara with just her tongue and lips.

It wasn’t until hours later that Evie finally relented and released Kara from the restraints. As she cuddled up next to Kara and spooned with her, Kara asked, “what about you? Don’t you want me to…”

“Shhhh,” Evie whispered, nuzzling against Kara’s neck from behind. “Tonight was all about you.”

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Hi-Def uncensored versions available soon when the full PDF is released!

It’s a brand new KarVie adventure and another epic collaboration between PerilousV and me.

This one begins right after the events of Trolling Kara: TEASER for new story and will lead directly into another adventure for the Distraction Blondes.

Part 1 will be available as a PDF in the coming days, and we will post select images and story over the next few weeks.

First:

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give ArtOfVenus a look at Patreon and/or SubscribeStar.

He’s definitely worthy of your subscription budget. Here is his LinkTree: linktr.ee/artofvenus

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Kara and Evie: Negotiating Safe Passage

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

Kara and Evie had to negotiate ‘safe passage’ through goblin lands for an important mission.

The Pygmy Goblins turned out to be more formidable ‘negotiators’ than they expected…

THREE DAYS AGO…

“So this humanitarian mission…” Evie asked, “means we’re not getting paid for this?”

“It’s for the greater good.” Kara replied firmly. “That’s what humanitarian means.”

“And the only way to make the medicine is from the extract of a specific mushroom?”

“That’s what the alchemist said, Eves. The medicine will help hundreds of infected people.”

“I know…” Evie nodded. “But seriously, the only place the mushroom grows is in a cave deep in Pygmy Goblin territory? Every time we venture into the goblinoid lands, we end up passed around like party favors in a greenskin gang-bang.”

“Well…” Kara mused. “We can’t let all those sick people down. We’ll have to try and negotiate for safe passage through the goblin lands.”

“Really, Kara?” Evie scoffed. “You think you can negotiate with a bunch of depraved and horny gobbos? Those cretins are just walking cocks with bad attitudes.”

“We have to try.” Kara frowned. “Hundreds of people are counting on us. Besides,” she said, “every creature will negotiate for something. We just have to figure out something they want.”

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AND NOW…

“Excellent negotiations, Kara…” Evie sneered. “I guess you figured out something they want.”

“Oh hush,” Kara grumbled. “We made it, didn’t we? We’re here in the cave with the mushrooms for the medicine, aren’t we? Chains and a little nakedness is a small price to pay these four little guys for safe passage. Besides, it’s not like you’re not used to being collared and naked.”

“Yeah,” Evie agreed. She shot a nervous glance back at all the additional goblins falling in line behind them. “I wish you’d been more specific on the definition of ‘safe passage’ though.”

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Kara and Evie in: Kinky Kobolds #08

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

While Kara lay stretched out and bound before her, Evie shared a few of her favorite toys with her girlfriend.

For once, Kara had no choice but to relax and enjoy a submissive role while Evie did all the pleasing.

The mattress shifted again as Evie retrieved one of the toys from beside Kara on the bed. “Stick your tongue out,” Evie commanded, and placed something cool and hard on it. “You’re going to want to get this really wet.”

Kara gulped, realizing what was in Evie’s hand even before she felt it press against the pucker of her rear end.

“Ooh, good thing that nasty troll didn’t try to take your ass,” Evie teased, insistently pressing the narrow tip of the steel plug past Kara’s resistance until it popped inside. “You’re still nice and tight for your favorite plug.”

Kara gasped and clenched as the steely invader settled home. It wasn’t her favorite sensation, but she didn’t mind it – after all, it wouldn’t be until Evie’s anticipated next move that she would really begin to feel it. As if on cue, she felt another of Evie’s toys nudge between her slick folds. She gasped again as it cleaved its way in.

“Now let’s see how much your needy pussy wants my fun knobby toy,” Evie whispered from just above her. Evie grinned as Kara’s mouth fell open in a soundless cry as one by one, the bulbs of her toy slipped inside.

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UNCENSORED version available soon when the full PDF is released!
AoS members can see it today on the discord server.

It’s a brand new KarVie adventure and another epic collaboration between PerilousV and me.

This one begins right after the events of Trolling Kara: TEASER for new story and will lead directly into another adventure for the Distraction Blondes.

Part 1 will be available as a PDF in the coming days, and we will post select images and story over the next few weeks.

First:

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give ArtOfVenus a look at Patreon and/or SubscribeStar.

He’s definitely worthy of your subscription budget. Here is his LinkTree: linktr.ee/artofvenus

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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