Kara and Evie: Negotiating Safe Passage

Kara and Evie had to negotiate ‘safe passage’ through goblin lands for an important mission.

The Pygmy Goblins turned out to be more formidable ‘negotiators’ than they expected…

THREE DAYS AGO…

“So this humanitarian mission…” Evie asked, “means we’re not getting paid for this?”

“It’s for the greater good.” Kara replied firmly. “That’s what humanitarian means.”

“And the only way to make the medicine is from the extract of a specific mushroom?”

“That’s what the alchemist said, Eves. The medicine will help hundreds of infected people.”

“I know…” Evie nodded. “But seriously, the only place the mushroom grows is in a cave deep in Pygmy Goblin territory? Every time we venture into the goblinoid lands, we end up passed around like party favors in a greenskin gang-bang.”

“Well…” Kara mused. “We can’t let all those sick people down. We’ll have to try and negotiate for safe passage through the goblin lands.”

“Really, Kara?” Evie scoffed. “You think you can negotiate with a bunch of depraved and horny gobbos? Those cretins are just walking cocks with bad attitudes.”

“We have to try.” Kara frowned. “Hundreds of people are counting on us. Besides,” she said, “every creature will negotiate for something. We just have to figure out something they want.”

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AND NOW…

“Excellent negotiations, Kara…” Evie sneered. “I guess you figured out something they want.”

“Oh hush,” Kara grumbled. “We made it, didn’t we? We’re here in the cave with the mushrooms for the medicine, aren’t we? Chains and a little nakedness is a small price to pay these four little guys for safe passage. Besides, it’s not like you’re not used to being collared and naked.”

“Yeah,” Evie agreed. She shot a nervous glance back at all the additional goblins falling in line behind them. “I wish you’d been more specific on the definition of ‘safe passage’ though.”

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KarVie – Auction Bound – QB Tuesday #60

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

The plan WAS for Kara and Evie to be inconspicuous and blend in among the peasant girls in the orcs’ spoils of war.

But Evie’s optimistic chatter revealed their ruse, and soon KarVie were headed to the special auction for captured warriors.

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Evie: “I’m telling you, Kara, these stupid orcs can’t tell the difference between a barmaid and a badass warrior. They won’t even bother tying us up if they think we’re harmless. We can just walk right in to the fortress past the clueless guards, easy-peasy.”

Orc guard: “You do realize I speak your language fluently, right? I majored in ‘Human Resources’ at Alabama.”

Evie: “Oh, I’m sorry…I’ll speak more slowly and use smaller words.”

Kara: “Dammit, Eves…”

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than mine above.

SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

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Today’s post is the 60th – of my series, “Quick Bites Tuesday.”

The original series idea from @CallMePlisskin has helped to ensure 2023 is MY BEST YEAR EVER!

We’re also now up to 318 DAYS of consecutive daily posts – CLOSING IN ON A FULL YEAR.

MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!

I’m very grateful to you. #Gratitude2023

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In last week’s caption contest, regular contributor @a1rgos came up with a little cheer that had me laughing:

“Ready? OK!”
“Tie me up, tie me down, rip off all my clothes!”
“Spank me, tickle me, suck on all my toes!”

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Kara and Evie: Strict Coffle Control

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

The orcs quickly learned to keep Evie and Kara to the inside of the slave coffle and near the front.

Hiring a hungry and horny giant troll to watch from the back helped convince the pair to behave, too.

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This slave caravan started a couple days ago with six orcs.

In separate ‘incidents,’ Kara and Evie killed one and critically wounded another.

And that third orc won’t be trying to force himself on a human woman ever again!

Their numbers dwindling, the orcs decided to hire the troll to help keep the girls under control.

The threat of letting the troll mate them was enough to keep them subdued and obedient – for now.

But the troll was also cutting into the orcs’ profits (not to mention their food supply).

Leaving the pair of blonde warriors at the back made it too easy for them to slip free.

Keeping them at the front allowed them to affect the pace and provoke the lead orc into a fight.

The next lesson they learn will be to keep them separated by a couple slaves they don’t know.

Despite their growing frustration, the orcs knew the two blondes were too valuable to lose or kill.

So they won’t be able to relax until they get their line of captives back to their main encampment.

They’re beginning to wonder if they shouldn’t have just sold them at the first outpost.

At this point, it’s unlikely Kara and Evie will be able to escape for more than a few moments.

But that doesn’t mean they can’t still make the orcs’ lives as difficult as possible!

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2023 <–my mantra for the new year! Thank you for making 2023 the BEST YEAR EVER!

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