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Kara and Evie in: Kinky Kobolds #11

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

The cute young kobold noticed Evie and Kara checking him out, and so he headed over to their table.

There still weren’t any handsome human men in the tavern, but being hit on by a kobold was better than eating alone.

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While they waited for their food and drink to arrive, Kara and Evie amused themselves watching the young kobold quit trying to chat up a pair of felinoid females, and move on to a pair of elfmaids at another table.

“Look at that cute kobold, trying to be a player – at least he’s male!” Kara murmured. Then she held her thumb and forefinger a few inches apart and giggled. “But I bet he’s tiny. How’s he gonna scratch my itch if he’s tiny?”

Evie looked him over for a moment before nodding. “Yeah, he is kinda cute,” she agreed. “I haven’t been with a kobold before. I heard a rumor that they have two cocks…or was that snake-men? Maybe it’s all reptilians?”

Kara cocked her head to one side and squinted her eyes. “Can’t tell from here.” She watched as the elfmaids seemed to reject the kobold’s advances, just like the felinoids. “You think taking two cocks from one lizard would be better than taking one cock from two guys?” Kara snickered. “Or in your case, two goblins?”

“Or in your case, two orcs?” Evie shot back. “Actually, I was thinking it’d make for an interesting threesome.” She suddenly straightened as the kobold caught them staring and turned toward them. “Shhh! Here he comes!”

“Pardon me, noble misses,” he said as he approached slowly. He spoke softly and deferentially, yet with an air of confidence about him. “My people need help from adventuresses such as you, and no one will listen to me.”

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Hi-Def uncensored versions available soon when the full PDF is released!

It’s a brand new KarVie adventure and another epic collaboration between PerilousV and me.

This one begins right after the events of Trolling Kara: TEASER for new story and will lead directly into another adventure for the Distraction Blondes.

Part 1 will be available as a PDF in the coming days, and we will post select images and story over the next few weeks.

First:

Previous:

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give ArtOfVenus a look at Patreon and/or SubscribeStar.

He’s definitely worthy of your subscription budget. Here is his LinkTree:  linktr.ee/artofvenus

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Throwback Thursday 16 – Duchess Nukem

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

Full image and more at WordPress links

“Duchess Nukem…fuck that noise, Hail to the QUEEEN, baby!”

Agent Katie was riding an adrenaline high from killing off rapist alien trash and rescuing an adoring damsel.

When Agent Katie arrived on scene, poor Susan was trapped in a goopy cocoon, and a douchebag alien was attempting to impregnate her – cuz that’s what douchebag Cycloid aliens do.

“That’s right, you alien fucks!” she cried, her rifle spraying hot lead. 

“I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum… and you’re all out of gum!”

After killing the bad guy, she struck a heroic pose and soaked up the adoration of the naked curvy blonde kneeling at her feet. 

“That’s right, baby…you can call me YOUR queen, now…now give me some sugar!”

After some gratuitous passionate lip-locking, Agent Katie pushed Susan away.

“Sorry sugar tits…you’ll have to excuse me,” she crooned. 

        “I gotta toss this body into that incinerator back there.”

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Welcome to the 16th episode of ‘Throwback Thursday!’ and our homage to the classic 90s games ‘Duke Nukem.’

Alucard and I hope you’ve enjoyed this bit of cheesy B-Movie and Basic Cable TV nostalgia.

All the previous episodes are saved in a Gallery on my home page:

‘The Creature from the Black Lagoon,’ ‘Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity,’ ‘Barbarian Queen,’ ‘Earth Girls are Easy,’ ‘Barb Wire,’ ‘Night Trap,’ ‘Mars Attacks,’ ‘Big Bad Wolf,’ ‘Candyman,’ ‘Weird Science,’ ‘Silk Stalkings,’ ‘Miami Vice,’ ‘Baywatch,’ ‘Acapulco H.E.A.T.’ and ‘Die Hard.’

Here are links to a few, but check out the new gallery feature below for the rest!

No promises, but do you have any suggestions for a future Throwback Thursday??

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! 

Thank you for making 2023 the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Happy Trails, Hanna Gruber!!

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

Full image and more at WordPress links

Agent Katie tracked the evil terrorist Hanna Gruber throughout the Nockittome tower on a quest to get her stolen high heels back. 

She had to tiptoe over broken glass, swing from a fire hose, and shoot countless trashy minions spouting cheesy lines at her with bad accents.

When she finally caught up to the insidious evil bitch, Agent Katie entered the room in a pose of surrender, with her hands over her head.

(I mean, she surrenders with her hands up on about 3 out of 4 missions, so it was really no bigs to play-act it).

I mean, she could have just surrendered (as usual), but the bitch stole her high heels!

But we all know what she’s hiding behind her back, don’t we??

Happy Trails, Hanna Gruber!

One screaming fall from an upper floor later, it was officially Christmas!

This fun throwback image by AlucardsSpirit is a follow-up from last Thursday’s ‘Throwback Thursday’ post:

Throwback Thurs #15 – Yippee Ki-Yay, MF’ers!!

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give AlucardsSpirit a look on his DA page or other links.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! 

Thank you for making 2023 the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Throwback Thursday 15 – Yippee Ki-Yay, MF’ers!!

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

Full image and more at WordPress links

“Come out to the coast, Katie, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…” 

Agent Katie crawled barefoot through the vent cursing and fuming in frustration. 

The cool galvanized steel of the ducts chilled her exposed and perspiring flesh, while steamy air made it hard to breathe.

“I don’t care if I have to chase that crazy terrorist through this entire tower and tiptoe over broken glass…”

            “…that Hans fucking Gruber stole my high heels!”

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Welcome to the 15th episode of ‘Throwback Thursday!’ and our homage to the 2002 classic ‘Die Hard.’

Alucard and I hope you’ve enjoyed this bit of cheesy B-Movie and Basic Cable TV nostalgia.

All the previous episodes are saved in a Gallery on my home page:

‘The Creature from the Black Lagoon,’ ‘Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity,’ ‘Barbarian Queen,’ ‘Earth Girls are Easy,’ ‘Barb Wire,’ ‘Night Trap,’ ‘Mars Attacks,’ ‘Big Bad Wolf,’ ‘Candyman,’ ‘Weird Science,’ ‘Silk Stalkings,’ ‘Miami Vice,’ ‘Baywatch,’ and ‘Acapulco H.E.A.T.’

Here are links to a few, but check out the new gallery feature below for the rest!

No promises, but do you have any suggestions for a future Throwback Thursday??

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! 

Thank you for making 2023 the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Karvie and the KarVettes vs. Frogzilla – QBTuesday #69

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

Leap Year Day always gets a little crazy, and last Thursday Feb 29th was one of the craziest – featuring Frogzilla!

That’s how Kara and Evie ended up fighting giant monsters with their all-girl rock band, the KarVettes!

See the post from last week here:

“Hop to it, girls!” Evie called out. “I toad you this frog was no prince, no one wants to kiss this fibbin’ amphibian!”

“Uh, Eves…” Kara winced. “Can’t we just…”

“No letting up, KarVettes! If he defeats us, we’re going to be licking a very horny toad and get filled up with his tadpoles!”

“Eves, please…”

“Don’t let his tongue trap you like a fly – he’s ribbeted, but not for YOUR pleasure!”

Kara groaned. “Oh goddess, Eves, PLEASE make it stop…”

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with even BETTER captions (and puns) than mine above.

SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

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Today’s post is the 69th of my series, “Quick Bites Tuesday.”  (heh – #69 HAD to feature KarVie!)

The original series idea from @CallMePlisskin helped to ensure 2023 was MY BEST YEAR EVER!

We’re also now up to 388 DAYS of consecutive daily posts – WELL OVER A FULL YEAR!

MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!

I’m very grateful to you.  #Gratitude2024

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In last week’s caption contest, my friend Clonetrooper78 took the win with this instruction from Agent M:

“Remember!” <SPANK!>  “This is FOR SCIENCE!”

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give ArtOfVenus a look at Patreon and/or SubscribeStar.

He’s definitely worthy of your subscription budget. Here is his LinkTree:  linktr.ee/artofvenus

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Agent Katie Calls Out Agent Emily

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

Full image and more at WordPress links

After an intense and thorough paddling in the ‘Plane of Pain,’ Agent Katie has some choice words for Agent Emily.

The agency’s quartermaster, ‘Agent M,’ might have taken things a bit too far in ‘testing’ Agent Katie beyond session parameters.

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Today’s image follows on from last week’s Quick Bites Tuesday caption contest post.

That featured this fun line fromClonetrooper78  with this instruction from Agent M:

“Remember!” <SPANK!>  “This is FOR SCIENCE!”

When Agent Katie was finally released, with her rear reddened and throbbing in pain, she confronted the chagrined redhead.

“I agreed to help you with some endurance testing…not to be spanked and abused!”

“I…I’m really sorry, Agent Katie,” Agent Em stammered. “I think…I think I just got so excited…and got a little carried away.”

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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What Happens on Leap Year Day – Rarely STAYS on…

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

Frogzilla, really?!?!? 

Well, crazy things happen on February 29th, and Thursday was no exception!

Which is also why we have KarVie in a time-shifted modern setting fighting monsters with their all-girl rock band!

Will KarVie and the KarVettes prevail against Frogzilla?

Or will they end up eaten like flies?

Or worse – will they be forced to bear his tadpoles???

<ewwww…..>

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give ArtOfVenus a look at Patreon and/or SubscribeStar.

He’s definitely worthy of your subscription budget. Here is his LinkTree:  linktr.ee/artofvenus

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Come On Baby, Lets Do The Twist!

Art by Jonut21

Image and more at WordPress link

“Game Night” at The Manor with the Greeblies and the Sinister Sisters is not for the faint of heart!

Especially when the Greeblies show up with a Twister mat and a sprayer full of baby oil.

At least they let us keep our bikinis on…for now!

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Huge thanks to my friend @jonut21 for this fun artwork that’s a treat for both @Cecyme and myself!

I’m flattered that our stories can inspire his artwork, and I’m grateful for our collaborations!

Go check him out on his DA page for lots of fun scenes and more artwork with his minions.

And lots more of his Agent Katie work is in HIS gallery on my DA page: 

www.deviantart.com/katied-life…

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year!  

Thanks to all of you, 2023 was my BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

Kara and Evie in: Kinky Kobolds #10

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

The next day, Evie and Kara headed back down to the tavern looking for some fun and male ‘companionship.’

There still weren’t any handsome men in the tavern, but Evie was willing to pass the time flirting with their serving girl…

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After sleeping in late on clean sheets (and a little more of Evie ‘making it up’ to Kara when they woke), the girls were ready for some fun. Unlike the quiet intimate night between the two of them last night, they were ready to go out and get loud – and maybe bring a couple big, strong, handsome guys back upstairs and get even louder.

Unfortunately, just as when they first arrived the day before, there were no men to be seen. No human men, anyway. There was a young male kobold trying to chat up some of the female patrons, but that was it.

“I was kind of hoping for some male attention tonight, you know?” Kara muttered under her breath. “Not that last night wasn’t wonderful,” she added quickly, not wanting to offend Evie. “You know what I mean, right?”

“Don’t be silly, of course I understand,” Evie whispered back. “Toys and tongues are great, but I could use some ‘vitamin D’ tonight.” Suddenly Evie’s eyes lit up as she stared at the approaching waitress. “Although… this serving wench is gorgeous!” While Kara rolled her eyes, Evie flirted shamelessly with the pretty brunette.

When the girl left their table, Evie winked at Kara. “Pick out one for yourself and we’ll have a foursome.”

Kara responded with another eye roll and a half-hearted smile, so Evie reassured her: “Don’t worry, Kares, I’m craving males tonight, too…we’ll just have to be patient, and we’ll get a chance to have some crazy fun.”

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Hi-Def uncensored versions available soon when the full PDF is released!

It’s a brand new KarVie adventure and another epic collaboration between PerilousV and me.

This one begins right after the events of Trolling Kara: TEASER for new story and will lead directly into another adventure for the Distraction Blondes.

Part 1 will be available as a PDF in the coming days, and we will post select images and story over the next few weeks.

First:

Previous:

========

If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give ArtOfVenus a look at Patreon and/or SubscribeStar.

He’s definitely worthy of your subscription budget. Here is his LinkTree:  linktr.ee/artofvenus

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Agent Katie Helps with Testing Day – QB Tuesday #68

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

Full image and more at WordPress links

After an hour in the ‘Plane of Pain,’ Agent Katie is ready to be done with testing for the day.

The agency’s quartermaster, ‘Agent M,’ has other ideas on how to wrap up the session.

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Once a month each Agent of S.P.A.N.K. spends a day in the S.P.A.N.K. HQ Research and Development Center assisting with ‘testing’ new technology and developing countermeasures.

And occasionally – like today – Agent Katie impulsively volunteers for ‘extra sessions.’

Agent Emily had Agent Katie strip naked and kneel on a metal plate on the floor. She lifted a pivoting bar up to Agent Katie’s midsection, just at her waist, and had Agent Katie lean forward.

“I call this the “Inclined Plane of Pain,” Agent Em explained as she raised the back half into place and shackled Agent Katie’s wrists and ankles into place.

“Interesting name,” Agent Katie replied. “But how about something more short and snappy, like “Plane of Pain?”

“That works for me,” Agent M grinned. “Now you just hang out here for a while and we’ll see how long it takes this stress position to become unbearable – and of course, we’ll see if you can escape from it.”

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After an hour in the ‘Plane of Pain,’ Agent Katie was exhausted and dripping with sweat, her back and knees aching, and she was ready to be done with testing for the day.

“Hey, Agent Em…how much longer does this ‘testing session’ last, and…hey…wait a minute…what are you doing with that paddle??“

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than mine above.

SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

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Today’s post is the 68th of my series, “Quick Bites Tuesday.”

The original series idea from @CallMePlisskin helped to ensure 2023 was MY BEST YEAR EVER!

We’re also now up to 381 DAYS of consecutive daily posts – WELL OVER A FULL YEAR!

MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!

I’m very grateful to you.  #Gratitude2024

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In last week’s caption contest, my great friend @Rob66 notched another win with this witty taunt from the elfmaid:

“You call THAT a sword, Denasha? I’ve seen Legolas’s sword up close and personal . . . yours doesn’t quite compare.”


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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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