Kara and Evie in: Kinky Kobolds #12

The cute young kobold noticed Evie and Kara checking him out, and so he headed over to their table.

There still weren’t any handsome human men in the tavern, but being hit on by a kobold was better than eating alone.

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“I am Daki,” he continued without pause. “My people need the help of noble adventuring women such as you.”

“Oh?” Kara exclaimed, a bit surprised and caught off guard. She’d expected him to approach with some cheesy pick-up line after watching him be turned away by other women in the tavern. “We, uh…are not noblewomen…”

“Ha-HA! Far from it!” Evie cut in excitedly. “But we are adventurers, and we like to help,” she continued in a softer tone, gesturing to the empty bench across from them, ignoring Kara’s grunt of disapproval. “I’m Evie!”

The young kobold didn’t hesitate to join them at their table, motioning to the server for another plate and mug.

Kara scowled. “And I’m Kara. What do you mean when you say your people need help?” she said skeptically.

“Pleased to meet you, misses,” Daki said cheerfully. He looked back and forth between them with large soft eyes. “My people have been terrorized by a cruel fire-beast. Our happy and safe warren has been decimated. The fire-beast has taken our females. Our young are hungry. Our warriors have lost their will to fight back.”

Their server returned with full plates and mugs. “Careful with this one,” she nodded at Daki. “He’s a charmer.”

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Hi-Def uncensored versions available soon when the full PDF is released!

It’s a brand new KarVie adventure and another epic collaboration between PerilousV and me.

This one begins right after the events of Trolling Kara: TEASER for new story and will lead directly into another adventure for the Distraction Blondes.

Part 1 will be available as a PDF in the coming days, and we will post select images and story over the next few weeks.

First:

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Agent Katie: Top Secret No More – QB Tuesday #74

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

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Tightly bound, angry and humiliated, Agent Katie glared at her captor.

She watched helplessly as he opened the case with the top secret documents – the combination to which he obtained by mercilessly tickling her bare feet!!!

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“These top secrets were my original objective,” the enemy agent snickered. “But I’m looking forward to seeing your TOPLESS secrets.”

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than mine above.

SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

Today’s post is the 74th of my series, “Quick Bites Tuesday” from a conversation with CallMePlisskin years ago. MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!

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Last week, my great friend @Rob66 made me snort coffee out of my nose with Evie’s boxing victory cry:

“Yo, Kara! I did it…I did it!”

Evie's Boxing Clever (Crop) - QBTuesday #73

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year!

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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KarVie: Two Hot Blondes to Keep the Orcs Warm

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

Kara and Evie dangled, naked and cold, from a tree in the orc’s camp.

One orc happily groped Kara’s rear – but it was the pervy little goblin they really needed to worry about.

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“Dammit Krag!” complained the orc kneeling by the fire. “I tell you get firewood and blankets, you come back with naked girls? How them trembling little humies gonna help?”

“Well, dey kin keep parts o’ us warm,” the heavily armored orc replied with a leer, while groping Kara’s firm ass cheeks. “Kin keep me cock an’ balls warm. Mebbe me tongue, too.”

Their little goblin companion stared at the bare feet and toes dangling just above his head. “Ennertainm’t, too…bet I can make dem piggies dance if’n I tickles ‘em.”

“Yer an idjit, Krag,” the orc by the fire retorted. “Tinkin’ wit’ yer dick ‘stead o yer big head. Won’t do no good t’keep yer balls warm if th’rest o ya is freezin.”

“Tuk, chill,” the armored one said defensively. “If’n ya don’ wanna fuck ‘em, den mebbe we eats ‘em.”

Tuk scoffed. “Dem skinny humies? How two girlies gonna feed three o’ us?”

The goblin stood looking up at Evie. “Lookit da meat on dis one…more like two-an-half girlies.”

“Hey!” Evie complained. “You calling me fat or something? I’m pleasantly curvy, I’ll have you know.”

“Eves!” Kara hissed. “We’ve got bigger problems than what some goblin thinks of your body. Hush!”

“I’m just sayin,” Eve whined. “I’m not as toned as you but some guys like more than a handful.”

“More’n a mouthful, ennyways,” the goblin laughed. “In my tribe humie girl-milk is a treat. An’ wit yer big jugs, you could feed my whole family.”

“See, Kares, he knows!” Evie began. Then she looked down at the goblin. “Wait, what? You can’t milk me!”

The goblin shrugged. “I kin have fun tryin.”

Tuk shook his head and pinched his nose to relieve his headache.

“Aright, here’s what we does. Krag, you go get firewood. I’ll get some sheeps, we can eat ‘em an’ wrap up in their hides.”

He looked up at the two blondes dangling above him. “If th’ girls ain’t froze when we get back, we kin use them to warm up our cocks.”

“Don’ worry, dey won’ freeze,” the goblin assured him. He began suckling on Kara’s delicate toes while tickling Evie’s bare soles. He laughed as the girls began to squirm and sway from their anchored wrists.

“I’m gonna keeps ‘em dancing on der ropes, an’ they’ll be sweatin’ when youse gets back.”

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give ArtOfVenus a look at Patreon and/or SubscribeStar.

He’s definitely worthy of your subscription budget. Here is his LinkTree: linktr.ee/artofvenus

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Kara and Evie in: Kinky Kobolds #11

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

The cute young kobold noticed Evie and Kara checking him out, and so he headed over to their table.

There still weren’t any handsome human men in the tavern, but being hit on by a kobold was better than eating alone.

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While they waited for their food and drink to arrive, Kara and Evie amused themselves watching the young kobold quit trying to chat up a pair of felinoid females, and move on to a pair of elfmaids at another table.

“Look at that cute kobold, trying to be a player – at least he’s male!” Kara murmured. Then she held her thumb and forefinger a few inches apart and giggled. “But I bet he’s tiny. How’s he gonna scratch my itch if he’s tiny?”

Evie looked him over for a moment before nodding. “Yeah, he is kinda cute,” she agreed. “I haven’t been with a kobold before. I heard a rumor that they have two cocks…or was that snake-men? Maybe it’s all reptilians?”

Kara cocked her head to one side and squinted her eyes. “Can’t tell from here.” She watched as the elfmaids seemed to reject the kobold’s advances, just like the felinoids. “You think taking two cocks from one lizard would be better than taking one cock from two guys?” Kara snickered. “Or in your case, two goblins?”

“Or in your case, two orcs?” Evie shot back. “Actually, I was thinking it’d make for an interesting threesome.” She suddenly straightened as the kobold caught them staring and turned toward them. “Shhh! Here he comes!”

“Pardon me, noble misses,” he said as he approached slowly. He spoke softly and deferentially, yet with an air of confidence about him. “My people need help from adventuresses such as you, and no one will listen to me.”

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Hi-Def uncensored versions available soon when the full PDF is released!

It’s a brand new KarVie adventure and another epic collaboration between PerilousV and me.

This one begins right after the events of Trolling Kara: TEASER for new story and will lead directly into another adventure for the Distraction Blondes.

Part 1 will be available as a PDF in the coming days, and we will post select images and story over the next few weeks.

First:

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give ArtOfVenus a look at Patreon and/or SubscribeStar.

He’s definitely worthy of your subscription budget. Here is his LinkTree: linktr.ee/artofvenus

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Throwback Thursday 16 – Duchess Nukem

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

Full image and more at WordPress links

“Duchess Nukem…fuck that noise, Hail to the QUEEEN, baby!”

Agent Katie was riding an adrenaline high from killing off rapist alien trash and rescuing an adoring damsel.

When Agent Katie arrived on scene, poor Susan was trapped in a goopy cocoon, and a douchebag alien was attempting to impregnate her – cuz that’s what douchebag Cycloid aliens do.

“That’s right, you alien fucks!” she cried, her rifle spraying hot lead.

“I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum… and you’re all out of gum!”

After killing the bad guy, she struck a heroic pose and soaked up the adoration of the naked curvy blonde kneeling at her feet.

“That’s right, baby…you can call me YOUR queen, now…now give me some sugar!”

After some gratuitous passionate lip-locking, Agent Katie pushed Susan away.

“Sorry sugar tits…you’ll have to excuse me,” she crooned.

“I gotta toss this body into that incinerator back there.”

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Welcome to the 16th episode of ‘Throwback Thursday!’ and our homage to the classic 90s games ‘Duke Nukem.’

Alucard and I hope you’ve enjoyed this bit of cheesy B-Movie and Basic Cable TV nostalgia.

All the previous episodes are saved in a Gallery on my home page:

‘The Creature from the Black Lagoon,’ ‘Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity,’ ‘Barbarian Queen,’ ‘Earth Girls are Easy,’ ‘Barb Wire,’ ‘Night Trap,’ ‘Mars Attacks,’ ‘Big Bad Wolf,’ ‘Candyman,’ ‘Weird Science,’ ‘Silk Stalkings,’ ‘Miami Vice,’ ‘Baywatch,’ ‘Acapulco H.E.A.T.’ and ‘Die Hard.’

Here are links to a few, but check out the new gallery feature below for the rest!

No promises, but do you have any suggestions for a future Throwback Thursday??

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year!

Thank you for making 2023 the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Happy Trails, Hanna Gruber!!

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

Full image and more at WordPress links

Agent Katie tracked the evil terrorist Hanna Gruber throughout the Nockittome tower on a quest to get her stolen high heels back.

She had to tiptoe over broken glass, swing from a fire hose, and shoot countless trashy minions spouting cheesy lines at her with bad accents.

When she finally caught up to the insidious evil bitch, Agent Katie entered the room in a pose of surrender, with her hands over her head.

(I mean, she surrenders with her hands up on about 3 out of 4 missions, so it was really no bigs to play-act it).

I mean, she could have just surrendered (as usual), but the bitch stole her high heels!

But we all know what she’s hiding behind her back, don’t we??

Happy Trails, Hanna Gruber!

One screaming fall from an upper floor later, it was officially Christmas!

This fun throwback image by AlucardsSpirit is a follow-up from last Thursday’s ‘Throwback Thursday’ post:

Throwback Thurs #15 – Yippee Ki-Yay, MF’ers!!

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give AlucardsSpirit a look on his DA page or other links.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year!

Thank you for making 2023 the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Throwback Thursday 15 – Yippee Ki-Yay, MF’ers!!

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

Full image and more at WordPress links

“Come out to the coast, Katie, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”

Agent Katie crawled barefoot through the vent cursing and fuming in frustration.

The cool galvanized steel of the ducts chilled her exposed and perspiring flesh, while steamy air made it hard to breathe.

“I don’t care if I have to chase that crazy terrorist through this entire tower and tiptoe over broken glass…”

“…that Hans fucking Gruber stole my high heels!”

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Welcome to the 15th episode of ‘Throwback Thursday!’ and our homage to the 2002 classic ‘Die Hard.’

Alucard and I hope you’ve enjoyed this bit of cheesy B-Movie and Basic Cable TV nostalgia.

All the previous episodes are saved in a Gallery on my home page:

Here are links to a few, but check out the new gallery feature below for the rest!

No promises, but do you have any suggestions for a future Throwback Thursday??

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year!

Thank you for making 2023 the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Karvie and the KarVettes vs. Frogzilla – QBTuesday #69

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

Leap Year Day always gets a little crazy, and last Thursday Feb 29th was one of the craziest – featuring Frogzilla!

That’s how Kara and Evie ended up fighting giant monsters with their all-girl rock band, the KarVettes!

See the post from last week here:

“Hop to it, girls!” Evie called out. “I toad you this frog was no prince, no one wants to kiss this fibbin’ amphibian!”

“Uh, Eves…” Kara winced. “Can’t we just…”

“No letting up, KarVettes! If he defeats us, we’re going to be licking a very horny toad and get filled up with his tadpoles!”

“Eves, please…”

“Don’t let his tongue trap you like a fly – he’s ribbeted, but not for YOUR pleasure!”

Kara groaned. “Oh goddess, Eves, PLEASE make it stop…”

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with even BETTER captions (and puns) than mine above.

SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

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Today’s post is the 69th of my series, “Quick Bites Tuesday.” (heh – #69 HAD to feature KarVie!)

The original series idea from @CallMePlisskin helped to ensure 2023 was MY BEST YEAR EVER!

We’re also now up to 388 DAYS of consecutive daily posts – WELL OVER A FULL YEAR!

MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!

I’m very grateful to you. #Gratitude2024

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In last week’s caption contest, my friend Clonetrooper78 took the win with this instruction from Agent M:

“Remember!” <SPANK!> “This is FOR SCIENCE!”

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give ArtOfVenus a look at Patreon and/or SubscribeStar.

He’s definitely worthy of your subscription budget. Here is his LinkTree: linktr.ee/artofvenus

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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What Happens on Leap Year Day – Rarely STAYS on…

Artwork by ArtOfVenus

Frogzilla, really?!?!?

Well, crazy things happen on February 29th, and Thursday was no exception!

Which is also why we have KarVie in a time-shifted modern setting fighting monsters with their all-girl rock band!

Will KarVie and the KarVettes prevail against Frogzilla?

Or will they end up eaten like flies?

Or worse – will they be forced to bear his tadpoles???

<ewwww…..>

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give ArtOfVenus a look at Patreon and/or SubscribeStar.

He’s definitely worthy of your subscription budget. Here is his LinkTree: linktr.ee/artofvenus

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Come On Baby, Lets Do The Twist!

Art by Jonut21

Image and more at WordPress link

“Game Night” at The Manor with the Greeblies and the Sinister Sisters is not for the faint of heart!

Especially when the Greeblies show up with a Twister mat and a sprayer full of baby oil.

At least they let us keep our bikinis on…for now!

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Huge thanks to my friend @jonut21 for this fun artwork that’s a treat for both @Cecyme and myself!

I’m flattered that our stories can inspire his artwork, and I’m grateful for our collaborations!

Go check him out on his DA page for lots of fun scenes and more artwork with his minions.

And lots more of his Agent Katie work is in HIS gallery on my DA page:

www.deviantart.com/katied-life…

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you!

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year!

Thanks to all of you, 2023 was my BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.