Agent Katie: The Goblin King’s Dungeon Decor

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Agent Katie tried to stop a robbery and ended up the goblin king’s prize objet d’art.

How? Well, sh*t happens…

The goblin king descended to his dungeon to check and see if his minions had finished assembling the focal point furniture for the main room. Such a large and dark room really needs something striking to draw the eye, you know?

He’d special-ordered the tortyrställ piece from IKEA’s fängelsehåla collection, and of course the damn thing was on back-order and he’d been waiting forever. The minute he got the arrival notification, he’d sent his little snotlings to go hijack the delivery truck.

Plodding down the stairs, he heard odd ‘mmmphing’ noises in a distinctly feminine human tone. Which was odd, because as far as he knew, the dungeon was vacant – the stupid building inspector from the zoning board said he couldn’t keep human girls down there without at least two clear points of egress.

Which kinda goes against the whole premise of keeping captives, if they have to be able to escape safely in an emergency, right?

So imagine his surprise when he entered the room and saw a squirming blonde woman in nothing but lingerie, gagged and being bound to his new dungeon furniture!! His minions had the wriggling girl spread-eagle on her tiptoes, her wrists and ankles lashed to the crossbars.

“Wot’s dis, den?” he barked at the snotlings. “I said go get me rack, not nab a nice rack to put on me’ rack.”

“Not our fault, boss!” the one tightening her wrists whined. “She saw us steal the truck an’ she jumped in afore we got away.”

“Yeah!” added the one giving the girl’s nylon-clad leg a slow lick. “An’ she wouldn’t get out, even after we tole her t’ scram!”

“MMMHH!” The curvy blonde bit down on the filthy gag and tried to speak, while straining at her bonds. “Ighh-akking ihh a heerioush hrime!” When the little cretins giggled, she added, “Ho ihh hid-happing!”

The goblin king took his time gazing up and down the perspiration-slicked body of the woman straining sinuously upon his new rack. It had been a long time since he’d had a sexy humie girl in his dungeon to torment.

“Yeah, but th’ buildin’ codes…” the king complained. “You knows we can’t keep a prisoner down ‘ere.”

“Don’ think of ‘er like a prisoner, boss!” the one atop the rack suggested. “Ya wanted some nice wall decor, now we gots a nice piece in a frame.”

“Yeah, yeah!” the other implored, giving the girl’s leg a squeeze. “Like a livin’ interactive exhibit! An she’s real pretty to look at!”

“Hmmm…” the goblin king mused. The little twerps made some good points. “Alright, we can keep ‘er. But she stays gagged – we can’t afford another noise violation. “

The king wasn’t sure that crooked code inspector would buy it – at least not without a bribe of some sort. But it was worth a shot. He’d think of a compelling bribe to offer the uptight twat.

After all, the blonde girl really did serve as a nice focal point to bring the room together.

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Agent Katie tugged at her restraints in vain. The little snotlings were surprisingly good with ropes for such half-witted cretins.

She wasn’t overly panicked though – she knew the torture rack was from IKEA, so she’d just have to wiggle and jiggle until the bolts shook loose.

That would be, of course, once they left her alone for a few minutes. The way the goblin king was looking at her, it might be him making her wiggle and jiggle…

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

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Agents Katie and Gabriela: Take the Shot! – QB Tuesday #91

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Agent Gabriela couldn’t believe her eyes – a humanoid goblin held Agent Katie from behind and used her as a shield!

“This is some kind of initiation prank, right?” the sexy new latina agent asked, leveling her firearm at the creature. “Goblins like that don’t exist!”

“They do around here!” Agent Katie cried out as her goblin captor squeezed his arm around her throat. “It’s not a prank, take the shot!”

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than mine above.       SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

Today’s post is the 91st of my series,”Quick Bites Tuesday” from a conversation with CallMePlisskin years ago. MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!

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There were some really fun captions last week, and this one from @a1rgos made me smile:


Kara: “OK, be honest with me. When I told about that elaborate plan I had to escape last night, and you said it wouldn’t work because it wasn’t the right time, did you know this contest was happening today?”

Evie: “Ummm…maaaaaaaaaaybeee??”

Karvie - Orc Ruttin' Day Contest - QBTuesday #90

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Agent Katie: Karl’s Sexy Librarian Special Request

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Kidnapper-for-hire Karl sometimes gets special requests to deliver his captives in ‘fantasy attire.’

Pint-sized villain I. B. Weeman was eager to see Agent Katie in a ‘sexy librarian’ fetishy costume. You don’t suppose he’s an ‘Empowered’ fan, do you?

And apparently he’s not intimidated by a much taller woman in high heels – he told Karl, ‘the taller, the better!’

I suppose, though, he’s just the right height to tickle her with that moustache?? But she’s going to have to lie on the floor to return the ‘favor.’ 🤔

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I’m sure many of you have recognized the inspiration for this image, the super-hot sexy-librarian scene from the incomparable ‘Empowered’ comic by Adam Warren:

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Introducing Gabriela, Newest Agent of S.P.A.N.K.

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Here’s new Special Agent Gabriela Ribeiro on her first day in the S.P.A.N.K. headquarters.

Gabi comes to S.P.A.N.K. from Columbia.

After graduating from University of the Andes in Bogotá, where she trained as an olympic level track and field athlete, she joined the Colombian Policía Nacional.

Following a couple very successful years with the national police force she was recruited into the Special Operations Command under the Directorate for Citizens Security.

While in that capacity she became knowledgeable and experienced with the drug cartels and human trafficking networks, and was appalled at the dangers for young women of every nationality being sent through their pipelines – often northern American girls brought in and traded for drug shipments.

During a special operation her cover was blown, so she came to the United States for her own safety, and was brought into the S.P.A.N.K. organization (the Syndicate for the Propagation, Analysis and Normalization of Kink).

Special Agent Ribeiro will be assigned to a special anti-smuggling task force.

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It’s always fun to introduce a new character, but in this case I created Gabriela back in 2018 under the name Vyndra, and she has languished unused in dusty corner of my mind ever since.

After a discussion with Alucard I decided to fill a couple vacant roster spots in the Agents of S.P.A.N.K. and Gabi was a perfect candidate for the job!

And if anyone can guess the real-life inspiration for Agent Gabriela, I’ll come up with a special treat for you.

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Throwback Thursday #18 – Looks That Kill

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“Hey, Dr. Feelgood…wanna kick-start my heart?”

For today’s Throwback Thursday, Agent Katie is channeling her inner Lita Ford…

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Welcome to the 18th episode of ‘Throwback Thursday!’ and Alucard’s homage to 80s hair bands and their deep, thoughtful lyrics.

Alucard and I hope you’ve enjoyed this series of cheesy B-Movie and Pop Culture nostalgia.

All the previous episodes are saved in a Gallery on my home page:

‘The Creature from the Black Lagoon,’ ‘Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity,’ ‘Barbarian Queen,’ ‘Earth Girls are Easy,’ ‘Barb Wire,’ ‘Night Trap,’ ‘Mars Attacks,’ ‘Big Bad Wolf,’ ‘Candyman,’ ‘Weird Science,’ ‘Silk Stalkings,’ ‘Miami Vice,’ ‘Baywatch,’ ‘Acapulco H.E.A.T.,’ ‘Die Hard,’ ‘Duke Nukem,’ and ‘Resident Evil.’

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Here are links to a few, but check out the DA gallery feature for more TT examples!

No promises, but do you have any suggestions for a future Throwback Thursday??

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Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024 <–my mantra for the new year! 

Thank you for making 2023 the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Agent Katie – Gonna Make You Sweat – QB Tuesday #89

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The evil Professor N. Cell has Agent Katie helpless and at his mercy…and is giving new meaning to ‘sweating the prisoner!’

This post is a follow-up to this previous QBTuesday:

Agent Katie: Blinded by Science! - QB Tuesday #82

Agent Katie had once put her sadistic old college professor behind bars. He now works for I-PRUDE, and as a twisted act of revenge, he has a ludicrously complex plot to ensure they are the last two kinky people on earth. <ewwww!>

Unfortunately for the creepy professor, Agent Katie was refusing to go along with his depraved plan and resisting his overtures of affection.

In an attempt to soften Agent Katie and bend her to his will, he put her in his atomic-powered sauna to sweat out her resistance. As her flesh became flushed and her sweat pooled around her feet, Agent Katie wasn’t sure how long she could hold on before she begged for relief.

“I can make all this torture end in an instant,” the professor offered with a lusty grin. “All you have to do is promise to be my kinky sex slave for the rest of your life.”

“Oh, is that all?” Agent Katie gasped, finding it harder and harder to breathe. “In that case, I think I can hold on a LOT longer…”

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than mine above.       SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

Today’s post is the 89th of my series,”Quick Bites Tuesday” from a conversation with CallMePlisskin years ago. MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!

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There were a lot of fun captions last week, and this one from @atomicwick captured the feel of KarVie dialogue:

“K-Kara! I’ve just been injected by a big snake!”

“Not even touching that one, Eves!”

Karvie vs. Hydra Page 3 - QBTuesday #88

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Agent Katie: Full Service Attitude Adjustment

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

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Lynx wasn’t amused with Agent Katie’s defiant attitude, and decided she needed a submissive adjustment!

Lynx, a Dominatrix and Cat Burglar who was also one of Agent Katie’s nemeses, had lured the curvy blonde agent into a trap and intended to have some kinky fun with her.

But Agent Katie had been on her way to a hot date with her girlfriend Lexi, so she was even less happy than usual to be ‘detained’ by Lynx!

Calling Lynx a ‘bitch’ certainly was a mistake for Agent Katie, but it was this taunting exchange which set Lynx over the edge:

“Hate to burst your bubble there, Kitty Litter, but this jiggly blonde been trussed up by the best! So, you better have a lot of rope!…Oh, and can you do a sister a solid and put an extra knot in that crotch rope?”

Even the fierce Lynx was taken aback by that brash taunting. She began to wonder if Agent Katie was actually baiting her into degrading and humiliating the helpless agent.

Then, Lynx decided: she didn’t care…even if it was what Agent Katie wanted, she was going to enjoy delivering it!

“Ahem, yeah…” Lynx muttered, shaking her head incredulously. “Lets get those tight pants off and find out where that ‘tude’ is coming from!”


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Text inspired by my good friend and yours, @jonut21

If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Agent Katie: Nemesis Lynx Catches Her Snooping

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A silent alarm alerted Lynx that Agent Katie was snooping around her safehouse.

Agent Katie was caught off guard when her nemesis appeared – seemingly out of nowhere – and seized control of the scantily clad agent.

“Awwww…you wore leather just for me?!” Lynx cooed, relishing how quickly her prey surrendered, and enjoying the opportunity to taunt her submissive prey.

“Don’t flatter yourself!” Agent Katie protested indignantly. “I just happened to be on my way to meet my girlfriend. Then I got a ping that this was where YOU might be hiding out, and had to delay my date.”

“Aww, so sorry…” Lynx sneered. “You could have brought your girlfriend with you. I suppose I could go meet her instead.”

“You won’t get the chance!” Agent Katie said defiantly. “I alerted the agency first. Agents will already be on the way, and I’ll be back on my date within the hour.”

“Ohhhh, my dear Agent Katie. I always enjoy destroying your illusions of control,” Lynx laughed patronizingly. “I’m the one who sent that ping to lure you here. I ALSO blocked your tracker signal and your texts to your agency. No one knows you’re here.”

“What?” Agent Katie cried, feeling a wave of despair, already knowing Lynx was telling the truth.

“It’s just me and you for the night, and I’m afraid your girlfriend will be stood up once again,” Lynx taunted. “If I ever let you escape, please apologize to her for me. Or perhaps I can console your girl myself.”

“You bitch!”

“Now now, that’s no way to talk!” Lynx warned. “Drop the gun sweetheart, and let’s get you tied up nice and tight – you aren’t being your usual submissive self, and it seems I need to begin with some attitude adjustments for you.”

With a sigh, Agent Katie dropped her pistol and once again surrendered to the inevitable…

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Image and text inspiration by Alucard, finished text by me.

If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Agent Katie in: Horror Fetish Farm Takedown

Artwork by Alucard’s Spirit

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Agent Katie escaped her bondage predicament, but she’s not out of the woods yet.

Sometimes even kinksters take things a bit too far, and the Agents of S.P.A.N.K. have to step in. The S.P.A.N.K. agency is all about promoting consensual kinky sexy fun times – but the realistic actors and roleplayers at the Horror Fetish Farm just don’t respect anyone’s safewords!

Not long after signing up as a willing (and paying) participant in a Horror Fetish scene, Agent Katie found herself dangling by her wrists from a rafter and menaced by two creepy fellows. It was the same treatment that had been reported by a few previous clients of the Horror Fetish Farm – so Agent Katie knew things were about to get much, much worse.

She didn’t mind so much the gratuitous groping and fondling, nor even the merciless tickling of her bare soles as she kicked and struggled helplessly a foot above the dusty floor.

What really set Agent Katie off was having her skirt and halter top sliced away with wicked looking knives. She’d already exceeded her agency ‘replacement wardrobe’ allowance for the year and it was barely August! And she had no idea to where her heels had disappeared…

Just as the Horror Fetish Farms’ previous victims had complained, the two freakish ‘actors’ just laughed when Agent Katie invoked her safeword. Instead, they set about arguing between themselves whether she would make a better ‘milker’ or ‘breeder.’

She wasn’t sure which the two decided upon, and didn’t want to wait around to find out. As soon as they left to retrieve their ‘gear,’ Agent Katie extricated herself from her restraints and dropped to the ground. Retrieving the pistol she’d hidden during ‘orientation,’ she tiptoed through the barn to make her escape.

Unfortunately, it didn’t take the creepy guys long to notice she was missing…and soon they were stalking her through the farm!

“urghhhh…pretty girl where you go?” one of them called, doing a surprisingly good job of acting like some grotesque inbred freak. “…me wanna touch soft girlie bits…”

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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Agent Katie – Lost in Mansion Maze – QB Tuesday #87

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In a brazen move, Karl and his partner grabbed Agent Katie inside the mansion of the Director of S.P.A.N.K.

Unfortunately for the bold kidnappers-for-hire, they got so excited chasing her through the mansion before finally cornering her and tying her up – that they got turned around and couldn’t find their way out!

In their panic to escape, they pushed Agent Katie through the building so fast that she couldn’t move her feet quickly enough to keep up – at least not without losing her sexy heels! So they ended up half-carrying, half-dragging her along.

“Uhhh…didn’t we pass that naked statue once before?” Karl asked his partner.

“Uhhnn-huh!” Agent Katie agreed through her gag.

She’d been trying to point out the exit the last three times they passed it…but Karl wasn’t paying attention (he always refused to stop and ask for directions), and his partner was far too distracted by her bouncing chest…

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I’m sure all you creative kinksters out there can come up with an even BETTER caption than mine above.       SHOW ME! Add your caption in the comments below and I’ll give a shoutout to my favorites on the next post!

Today’s post is the 87th of my series,”Quick Bites Tuesday” from a conversation with CallMePlisskin years ago. MASSIVE thank you to my artist partners who have collaborated with me on this series!!

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There were some GREAT captions last week, and this one from @a1gros made me laugh quite loudly:

Kara: “All right – even though there’s two of us and one of him, the orc is stronger and better trained, so if we rush him, we’ll be captured and enslaved for sure. But, if we wait, we can ambush…”

Evie: “LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOYYYYYYY JENNNNNKIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!

KarVie: Orc Warlord's Lap Warmers - QBTuesday #86

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If you enjoyed this kinky sexy fun times image, go give the artist Alucard’s Spirit a look in my gallery below.

Thanks to all the creative partners in our community for all the creative energy, enthusiasm and encouragement of our entire group–I’m grateful to all of you! 

#Gratitude2024
<–my mantra for the new year!  

Let’s make this the BEST YEAR EVER!

If you’d like to join us in our Agents of S.P.A.N.K. discord server, send me a private message.

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